Lyrics Schmooziphisus The Great - Diesel Boy

We're going out tonight it's time to kiss some ass
My wallets full of green and I got my backstage pass
I'll smile and smoke a lot, can I buy you another drink?
Lets talk about my band, we're amazing don't you think?

I'll kiss your ass to get anything
I gots to have me that brass ring
And when I get it you can bet I'll forget your name
But that's just how we play this game

Why should I bust my ass if you can help me out?
I'll just keep sniffing the butts of anyone with clout
Pretty soon I'll make it big with all the schmoozing that I do
And when you need a hand I'll piss all over you

I'll kiss your ass to get anything
I gots to have me that brass ring
And when I get it you can bet I'll forget your name
But that's just how we play this game