Lyrics Nasty As I Wanna Be - Dirt Nasty , Andre Legacy

Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty...
(Dance dance dance dance dance)
REPEAT

Dirt is the white guy,
People think I'm funny.
Quit smokin' weed,
Now my nose is all runny.

Coke in my pocket,
Lobster in my tummy,
Paranoid as shit,
That the cops are comin for me, but...

...I ain't even breakin' the law,
Just fuckin' your chick on the hood of your car, and (uh) and (uh)...

The bitch is annoyin',
Had ta change my number like Cobe and Jordan.

Dirt to the nast-y,
Smelled like ya dead homie layin' up in the cask-e.

I'm sneakin' through your barrio,
With mushrooms,
Like Luigi and Mario.

Then I crash the party...
...and sock you in the face if you are Ed Hardy.
(Busta)
Dude, I'm gnarly,
I get my dick sucked by the mentally retarded.
(Ewrrrraaaa)

I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty girl, I'm so nasty.
(REPEAT x4)

Dirt get pussy,
You gotta buncha dudes,
I step in the saloon,
In my cowboy boots, so...
(I'm nasty as I wanna me)

...clear the floor,
I gotta new dance,
How 'bout the choppa and my parachute pants.
(Uh)
Flip like a ninja,
Never get injured,
When I fuck you on the hardwood floor you get splinters.
(Ow)
I'm the dirtiest dude on the streets,
(Yea)
So don't yo bitch goin' OD (overdose) on me.
(Peace)
Smokin' speed with ODB,
He told me,
"Hey cracka you crazy", I...

...fuck old ladies,
(Uh)
Blind crippled and crazy,
In they old Merce-a-des.

And I'm eatin' out all they friends.
"What it taste like Dirt?"
Huh, Depends.

Top-notch hoes,
Ta average geeks,
I tear up the pussy like a savage beast.

I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty girl, I'm so nasty.
(REPEAT x4)

Went from ashy to flashy,
Then back to white-trashy,
They ask me, "Eh Dirt, why you so nasty?"
Cause I just don't give a fuck,
Bump Milli Vanilli ice in the trunk. ("girl you know it's true")

Pick up sluts in the pickup truck,
Get my dick sucked,
Then I, stick 'em up.
(Break yer self)
Skanks get ganked...
...and if I get locked up,
From my keys to the shank.
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Thank the Lord...
...for blessin' Dirt Nasty with the flesh sword.

They call me Sexcalibur...
...swing my hammer on your melons like Gallagher.

Cracker ass fantastic,
In the suburbs with my ghettoblaster.
(Bow bah)
I rap slow,
And then I rap faster.

I'm the result of taking to much acid.

I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty girl, I'm so nasty.
(REPEAT x4)