Lyrics and translation Doel Sumbang - Didi Benjol

Didi Benjol

Si didi benjol anaknya bego, bibirnya sumbing, matanya juling,
Tubuhnya kerempeng dan kurang gizi menghawatirkan organisasi kesehatan
Dunia.
Di betisnya banyak korengan dan di punggungnya ada panu besar

Membentuk gambar buaya.
Si Didi pelajar SD inpres tapi gobloknya kebangetan,
Waktu gurunya
Bertanya "siapa
President Filipina di.?"
Didi cuma menjawab
"Mang engkos pak."

Si didi bukan guyon memang geblek kagak pernah ngapalin,
Kerja sehari
Harinya cuma

Minta duit main layangan,
E bloon padahal umurnya sudah hampir delapan belas tahun
Ea itusi super bego.
Ibunya cuma penjual lotek kangkung dan rujak cuka.

Bapaknya cuma penjaja sumbu
Kompor dan karet kolor
Yang selalu berharap agar si didi kelak bisa

Jadi pejabat tinggi
Tapi jangan korup., SI.
Wah jauh.
Didi baru duduk dibangku kelas lima padahal di SD sudah hampir sebelas tahun.
Waktu didi duduk dibangku kelas empat, didi pernah disidangkan di BP4 (Apaan tu?) didi
Lantaran didi bikin bunting putri Mr. Bejo yang menjabat
Sebagai direktur jenderal becak dan bemo.
Nah. gituan tahu? bisa. lagi.

Ha waktu ditanya pencipta lagu
Indonesia Raya aja
Ngejawabnya "Haji Oma Irama" ha haha itu
Mah Adu Domba atuh Didi...
Tempo hari si didi menangis lantaran si bopi anjing kesayangannya di
Tembak mati oleh polisi sebab tanpa permisi berani gigit pantat ibu
Walikota
. Nah itu terjadi ketika ibu walikota lewat di depan rumah si
Didi,
Dimana pada waktu itu ibu walikota jadi ketua tim penilai.
Lomba
Kebersihan selokan
Antar kecamatan,
Lomba kesehatan kakuks antar RW dan lomba kebersihan belahan
Pantat anak anak dibawah umur 13 tahun.
Mau mauan periksa yang begitu he.
Ibu ama, didi, sama sama aja, pret hahaha

Didi Benjol

Didi Benjol is a clueless kid, with a harelip, cross-eyed,
His body is wasted and malnourished, worrying the World Health
Organization.
His calves are covered in scabs, and on his back is a large ringworm

Shaped like a crocodile.
Didi is a student at SD Inpres Elementary School, but his stupidity is unfathomable,
When his teacher
Asked, "Who
is the President of the Philippines?"
Didi simply replied
"Mang Engkos, sir."

Didi isn't joking, he's really an idiot, never studying,
His day-to-day
Activities consist of

Asking for money to fly kites,
Oh, the fool, he's almost eighteen years old,
That's incredibly stupid.
His mother is just a seller of kangkung and vinegar salad.

His father is just a peddler of wicks
For stoves and rubber pants
Who always hopes that Didi will one day be able to

Become a high-ranking official
But not corrupt, SI.
Oh, that's a long shot.
Didi is only in the fifth grade, even though he's been in elementary school for almost eleven years.
When Didi was in the fourth grade, he was tried in the BP4 (What's that?) because Didi
Got the daughter of Mr. Bejo, who is the Director General of Pedicabs and Bem
os, pregnant.
So, you know? Can again.

When asked the composer of
Indonesia Raya (the Indonesian national anthem)
He answered, "Haji Oma Irama." Hahaha, that
Was really misleading, Didi...
The other day, Didi was crying because his beloved dog, Bopi, was in
Shot dead by the police because, without permission, he dared to bite the
Mayor's wife's butt.
Well, that happened when the Mayor's wife was passing by Didi's
House,
Where at that time, the Mayor's wife was the head of the evaluation team.
Competition
Cleanliness of the sewers
Between sub-districts,
Health competition of toilets between RW, and cleanliness competition of
Butts of children under 13 years old.
Willingly check that out, huh.
Mother and Didi, you're both the same, heh hahaha