Lyrics The Computer Song - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Wow, look!
I'm a computer
I'm a computery guy
Everything made of buttons and wires
I'd like to show ya, inside my digital life
Inside my mind there is a digital mind
Oh, maybe you could help us answer this question:
What is the biggest-
Clever!
A very clevery guy
Wow!
Count to fifty in the blink of my eye
And paint a picture
And then I tell you the time
Time?
Help you to find something you're wanting to find
Now it's easy to be, a clever smart boy like me
If you can do it all digitally
Wow! I would like to be as smart as an computer
Actually, we already have a computer
Great! Great news
Now before we begin our journey
I just need some information from you
What's your name?
Where do you live?
What do you like to eat?
I live in my house
Spaghetti
Well my name is-
Great news!
Now just a few more questions, and we will be on our way
Wait a second
What's your favorite color?
Stop talking
Do you like cows or goats milk?
Be quiet
Do you have brown hair?
What is your blood type?
Are you a-
Shut up!
Don't touch me!
What?
Welcome, in my digital home
Everything's made out of numbers and code (Huh?)
Wow! We're all computery
Oh yeah, wow, wow, wow, 'cause of the computer
I don't get it
How could it be?
If I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen
But you're not you
You're your digital you
Virtually real, but controlled by real you
But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real too
And you're not real you
He's inside your real you
Oh wow, how amazing, and interesting too
But in this digital world, what can we do?
What can we do?
Hey, good question
Well, it's up to you
In the digital world, there's only three things to do
Wow, look a pie chart
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, a bar graph
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, a line graph
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, an oblong
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, nothing
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Nothing...
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, nothing
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Do a digital dancing
Do a digital dancing
Do a digital dancing
Do a digital dancing
Do a digital dancing
Do a digital dancing
Do a digital dancing
Do a digit-
...Makes two and one
I am going to paint a picture of a clown
My dad is a computer
You are not invited to the party
Wait, what?