Lyrics The Love Song - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Have you ever wondered why we're here.
What's it all about, you've no idea.
And everywhere you look all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and fear.
But you know it doesn't have to be,
That I hate you, and you hate me.
Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference... and we can live in harmony.
No, you don't know who I am,
But maybe I could hold your hand.
And together we can understand about love!
Huh, I feel tingly!
Yes, that's love, my friend, and it's time for you to learn all about it!
And do you ever feel like life's unfair,
Cause everybody hates you, and no one cares!
But if you follow me,
Maybe you'll see,
That love is everywhere.
What is love, is it in the sky?
No, it's a feeling, deep inside.
Because I'm hungry.
No, you're lonely,
I can see it in your eyes.
I don't understand.
Don't worry! You will soon, Come and meet some of my friends, they know all about love.
Come on, just over the rainbow!
Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky.
Maybe, we should follow him, or we'll get left behind.
Yes, but there's lot of chicken left,
And I'd like to eat the chicken.
I'd also like to eat the chicken, let's do that instead.
So here we are with all my friends, and they love you, all of them.
Yes we do.
This is true.
We love you.
You love us too!
I love you too, furry boy.
Heeheehee, harder.
Now, we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do.
Maybe, we should look for our friend,
Isn't that what friends do?
And we have finished the chicken picnic...
To love each other, is to care.
To be kind, and to share.
I love my friend so I give him a hug.
I made this for you, cause I love you so much
I love my pet, 'cause he's a crab.
I love this tree, and I love this stick and I love this bug.
No no no, that's not how it's done.
You must save your love for your special one.
My special one?
Everyone has a special one.
Even me? But I am lonely.
Yes, it's true! But do not worry,
You're confused, but that's okay.
Let me put it another way.
This is the story of Michael, the loneliest boy in town.
This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town.
Ugly and weak,
They called him a freak,
So he lived on his own, underground.
He lived on his own, underground.
He lived on his own, underground.
You see, everyone has a special one.
Even Michael!
Your heart beats hard like a big love drum,
Calling for your special one.
So be patient! 'Cause just maybe,
Your special one will come.
He's made for her and she's made for him.
That's the way its always been.
And it's perfect, and it's pure.
And it's protected with a ring.
That's the way that all love goes.
Like a flower it grows and grows
And it's forever and forever.
And now we all worship or king, our king
His name is Malcolm
He is the king of love
We must feed him.
We must feed him gravel.
Or he becomes angry.
Mmm gravel.
And this is your chance to start a new,
And all we're asking you to do,
Is change your name,
And clean your brain, and forget anything about you ever knew.
And your heart will find it's home,
And our love will never go
Now wear this ring,
And join the king!
And you will never be alone.