Lyrics What Chance Have I With Love - Donald O'Connor

Love is beautiful, love is swell
Love is as sweet as a, nut
Love is grander than tongue can tell
Love is remarkable, but

Look at what it did to Anthony
It made a fool out of Anthony
If love could do that to Anthony,
What chance have I with love?

Look at what it did to Romeo
It dealt poor Romey an awful blow
If love could do that to Romeo,
What chance have I with love?

Look at what it did to Sampson
'Til he lost his hair he was brave
If a haircut could weaken Sampson,
They could murder me with a shave

Look at what it did to Bonaparte
He lost his head when he lost his heart
If he kicked over the apple cart,
What chance have I,
An ordinary guy,
What chance have I with love?

Look what it did to Adam
From that bite he couldn't escape
If an apple could finish Adam,
They could knock me off with a grape

Well, if love could do that to all
Adam and Tony and Sam and the boys named above,
Then what chance have I,
An ordinary guy,
What chance have I with love?