Lyrics My GF Is... - Dual Core

Completely distracted by this girl riding by
I never really look, but this one caught my eye
Heart skipped a beat, and she was gone just as soon
Shocked to see her there when I walked in the room
Cut my conversation, reduced me to silence
A girl like this sitting in Computer Science
First day of class, the room was still filling
Probably misread her schedule or had the wrong building
My girlfriend's a hacker, yup it's all there
Beautiful, funny, engineers software
And knew all the answers, she's the class hero
My chances with her had to be about zero
When we got to talking, I couldn't believe
She was so down to earth, still it felt like a dream
She is too perfect, how can it be
Thank her parents, her relatives, her whole family tree

Back when I was nothin', back when I was nothin
Made a brother feel like he was somethin

My girlfriend's a hacker, best hacker ever
She's quick on her feet and her code is so clever
Yes, she's a hacker, and brilliant as well
Who knows what she cast, but I'm under her spell
My girlfriend's a hacker, best hacker ever
She's quick on her feet and her code is so clever
Yes, she's a hacker, and brilliant as well
Who knows what she cast, but I'm under her spell

Did I tell you what happened the other night after 2600
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So I gave a talk about cross-site scripting
We're on the way home and she starts reminiscing
She liked the presentation and loved the exploits
She understood the concepts, so what's the next choice
She loads up a site with a Javascript buffer
Hacks into that, so she goes for another
No application was safe in her head
Next thing I know she's owned half of the web
And I'm terrified, but she's laughing instead
And wants to keep going 'til the other half's dead
Then the next day we were on a fast walk
Until she saw somebody on a laptop
Two minutes passed and they're looking confused
Accounts locked out, not letting them choose
Started doing hacker stuff, it was unruly
No not that, I mean like "Hackers" the movie

She had all these like smiley faces all over the screen
I'm like where did you get this

My girlfriend's a hacker, best hacker ever
She's quick on her feet and her code is so clever
Yes, she's a hacker, and brilliant as well
Who knows what she cast, but I'm under her spell
My girlfriend's a hacker, best hacker ever
She's quick on her feet and her code is so clever
Yes, she's a hacker, and brilliant as well
Who knows what she cast, but I'm under her spell

Completely amazing, we've really moved up
Creative and generous, this is too much
The birthday gift from her was no trade-off
My very own custom Counter Strike aim-bot
Perfect, accurate, and knowin' her well
She hacked it, tested, and coded herself
Head-shots galore every time that I play
And wait til you hear about Valentines Day
She posted a love note, hot like fever
At the top of each site in my RSS reader
A few winters back when it was zero degrees
She camped out over night just to get a Wii
Yes, it's the truth and we had a great time
Next morning came, numbers 1 and 2 in line
Kept one to play, and one on eBay
My girlfriend's a hacker, what can I say

My girlfriend's a hacker, best hacker ever
She's quick on her feet and her code is so clever
Yes, she's a hacker, and brilliant as well
Who knows what she cast, but I'm under her spell
My girlfriend's a hacker, best hacker ever
She's quick on her feet and her code is so clever
Yes, she's a hacker, and brilliant as well
Who knows what she cast, but I'm under her spell

Back when I was nothin', back when I was nothin
Made a brother feel like he was somethin
I got a Love Jones for your body and your skin tone
Five minutes alone, I'm already on the bone
Plus I love the fact you got a mind of your own
No need to shop around you got the good stuff at home
Nothing make a man feel better than a woman
Nothing make a man feel better than a woman
Nothing make a man feel better than a woman
Nothing make a man feel better than a woman