Lyrics A Silly Song - The Dwarf Chorus

I'd like to dance and tap my feet
But they won't keep in rhythm
You see, I washed them both today
And I can't do nothing with 'em
Ho hum the tune is dumb
The words don't mean a thing
Isn't this a silly song
For anyone to sing?
I...
Oh, gah!
I chased a polecat up a tree
Way up out on upon a limb
And when he got the best of me
I got the worst of him
Ho hum the tune is dumb
The words don't mean a thing
Isn't this a silly song
For anyone to sing?
(Yodelling)