Sumthin' Special (Interlude)

If I could get everybody's attention for a second
Just wanna say thanks to the church & everyone for coming out to this years Christmas banquet
And I wanna do something special for someone in attendance here tonight
You know who you are

Girl, you done made the naughty list this season
Yes ya did, oh
So we gon' give Dirty Santa a whole new meaning
Yes we, yes we will
Let's Yankee Swap saliva this evening
While I'm playin' Jingle Bells on ya tonsils, with my tongue,
I'm so deep in

Can we get a couple of ushers up front to pull this guy off the stage?
I'll handle it

I can tell it's cold outside from how ya headlights are beamin'
Twinkle, twinkle
And forgive me but I can't turn this rude-off
When thoughts of you creep in
Wooo, just can't do it, baby
So come and sit on Santa's lap & tell me what your feenin'
Tell me what you want
Got a couple pieces of coal & a north pol...

Hey, what are you doin'
Alright Justin Timberfake, time to go
C'mon man, are you serious?
Man, I had a great Elf on the Shelf pun I was just about to...
Enough with the lip, Mr. Wonder boy McDreamy
If I wanted some lip, I'd Google Mick Jagger pictures