Lyrics Work Is So - Non-Explicit Swearjar Version - ExP

Work is so s--t
Get me out of this office
This place is so full of d--kks
I don't know why I don't quit
(I said that)
Work is so s--t
Get me out of this office
This place is so full of d--s
I don't know why I don't quit
(I said that)
Work is so s--t
Get me out of this office
This place is so full of d--ks
I don't know why I don't quit
(I said that)
Work is so s--t
Get me out of this office
This place is so full of d--ks
I don't know why I don't quit
(I said that)

Work is so s--t

So I gibbed it off
They laughed a bit, "he's off to do his hippy hop"
Flippin n-bs, this is exactly what I mean
You've got some proper work done, I've got some proper dreams
Don't really want to scheme from behind a computer screen
Could be out there in the real world successfully being me
But money is the problem there with all of that
So if you're still stuck in there learn alt and tab
Quick trick to help you avoid your soulless acts
Carve your dreams from their tablets then call a cab
Only thing some jobs are good for is financing your idea
So let me tell you quite clear, don't waste your cash on Ikea
Or an extra five beers on a Friday night, dear
Get your mind in gear, why you in here?
First answer is you love it and you'd never leave your job
I can't argue with that, and you don't need this song
Second is you don't know what you wanna do
You don't hate the job, it's ok, but not for you
Third is you hate your job and it's not what you need
And by now you should know my thoughts on that: you gotta leave

Work is so s--t
Get me out of this office
This place is so full of d--ks
I don't know why I don't quit
(I said that)
Work is so s--t
Get me out of this office
This place is so full of d--ks
I don't know why I don't quit
(I said that)

Work is so s--t
It's quite alarming
Companies are too big when they need an HR department
And you're no longer a person you're an allocated resource
They might depend on you but you're expendable, of course
More people hate their jobs in big offices but gotta live for the
Promises that one day they might be bosseses
"Congrats you're now a bosseses, your first act as leader?
Take instructions from above and pass it on beneath ya"
That sounds familiar, but they'll be willing ya to carry on 'till they're killing ya
Take your work home and let it fill in the
Gaps... between sleeping and eating
And you can manage eating and working, I seen you this evening
Microwaving summat and returning to your spreadsheet
But only cos you're scared of ending up a deadbeat
Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm not
Stress-related illnesses are not to be mocked
But yet, people are still wanting the job
Knowing full well it might kill them off
What the hell is wrong with you dumb guys?
Be done with that bulls--te
Didn't anybody say you've got one life?

Work is so s--t
Get me out of this office
This place is so full of d--ks
I don't know why I don't quit
(I said that)
Work is so s--t
Get me out of this office
This place is so full of d--ks
I don't know why I don't quit
(I said that)

Work is so s--t
And I feel for you
The worst stress is in public servitude
Teachers and doctors dreaming to offer
Human beings an option but our government
Is squeezing them often
I guess these are the problems: if you're unhappy you quit
Then a public service is declared bad and unfit
And it gets dissected, sold off and privatised
And you might get a job - there - with a nicer rise
Cos you just want to help people, and I'd advise
You do the best for you, cos life's a prize
But to the... pieces of crap who didn't see what we had
And only did it all for some indecent reason like cash
You are the worst type of scum, cos you see the vulnerable
And expect them to sort themselves out, you're full of bull
One job where you should make the world better is politician
If you don't like what you do, why don't you quit then?

Work is so s--t
Get me out of this office
This place is so full of d--ks
I don't know why I don't quit
(I said that)
Work is so s--t
Get me out of this office
This place is so full of di--s
I don't know why I don't quit
(I said that)
Work is so s--t