Lyrics Calabash Pipe - Eddie Cantor

Calabash Pipe by Harold Arlen (music) and Lew Brown (lyrics).

I'll wind up with a calabash pipe
On some back porch
In some small town
If you decide to settle down
And wind up with me.

I'll wind up with a calico dress
In a little white house
By a little red mill.
And I'll be Jack if you'll be Jill
And wind up with me.

I'll discard my tuxedo,
You, your sable coat.
Let us trade the Club Lido
For an old gray mare
And a na-nanny goat.

We'll wind up just a couple of hicks,
But we'll be happy in the sticks
If you can bear
The old gray mare,
An old rowboat
And a na-nanny goat
A calabash pipe,
Then you're the type
To wind up with me.

I'll wind up with a calabash pipe
On some back porch
In some small town
If you decide to settle down
And wind up with me.

I'll wind up with a calico dress
In a little white house
By a little red mill
And I'll be Jack if you'll be Jill
And wind up with me.

I'll discard my tuxedo,
You, your sable coat.
Let us trade the Club Lido
For an old gray mare

We'll wind up just a couple of hicks,
But we'll be happy in the sticks
If you can bear
The old gray mare,
An old rowboat
And a na-nanny goat
A calabash pipe,
Then you're the type
To wind up with me.