Lyrics A Variation of Elaine - Electric Six

Is she ready?
A variation of Elaine
The waiting′s driving me insane
I like her skin but not her brain
S'how I like Elaine
Is it happy?
The variation of Shareese
She is a nephew and a niece
I signed the lease
But not Shareese
She′s a fuckin' beast
I can't get my head round modern girls
What happened to the dresses and the pearls?
And I don′t mind getting a little dirty!
But you gotta be kiddin me!
Is it ready?
A bigger version of Marie
I′d like to have some more for free
You're watching me insert my key
Inside Marie
Now who am I gonna put my coins into?
I haven′t hit tonight
And baby I must be due
And I don't mind playin a little dirty
Maybe I′ve been lucky
Once in a while
They come with flaws
And so I brush up on many laws
My satisfaction should be guaranteed
I got a warranty
I send her back to the factory
She come back to me, in a couple of weeks
With a coupla drinks
Is she ready?
Is she loose?
Is she a duck?
Is she a goose?
Is she ready?
Is she loose?
Is she a duck?
Is she a goose?