Lyrics My Science Fiction Twin - Elvis Costello
My
science
fiction
twin
Is
doing
better
than
expected
He
captured
a
little
blonde
trophy
wife
Who's
really
very
well
connected
And
when
he
calls
home
with
his
alibi
She
says,
"Is
this
really
necessary?"
But
she
knows
that
a
man
can't
be
a
man
Unless
he's
punishing
his
secretary
He
sips
in
a
glow
of
a
'61
vintage
Just
as
the
day
is
dimming
With
every
intention
of
surrendering
To
fifty-foot
women
Who
put
the
fascination
back
into
My
science
fiction
twin
My
science
fiction
twin
Decided
to
become
invisible
He
has
my
eyes,
my
face,
my
voice
But
he's
only
happy
when
I'm
miserable
The
words
flew
from
his
mouth
And
they
were
gently
gathered
by
reporters
Trying
to
frame
his
once
infamous
flame
With
tattered
pictures
of
her
daughter
Her
hair
is
all
made
out
of
porcupine
Her
figure
is
fantastic
But
as
you
know,
they
corrupted
her
So
they're
being
sarcastic
Who
put
the
fascination
back
into
My
science
fiction
twin
He'll
scream
and
shout
Everything
is
working
out
Just
as
he
predicted
Pride
and
position
in
the
gallery
Of
attempted
people
Oh,
and
the
pain
is
so
sweet
Better
stamp
his
little
feet
And
you'll
even
have
time
to
pity
me
How
can
you
feel
content?
You
wonder
where
this
fellow
went
My
science
fiction
twin
Escorted
by
his
lovely
nieces
Filled
up
his
purse
dictating
verse
While
painting
masterpieces
His
almost
universal
excellence
Is
starting
to
disturb
me
They
asked
how
in
the
world
he
does
all
these
things
And
he
answered,
"Superbly"
He's
trapped
in
his
own
parallel
dimension
That's
why
I'm
so
forgiving
But
how
could
I
possibly
forget
to
mention
Those
fifty-foot
women
Who
put
the
fascination
back
into
My
science
fiction
twin
My
science
fiction
twin
My
science
fiction
twin
My
science
fiction
twin
My
science
fiction
twin
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