Lyrics Steve Berman (Skit) - Eminem feat. Steve Berman

Heyyy
Hey, Em, what's up Steve Berman, what's going on man, how you doin'.
Good to see you again.
What's up Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Umm, yeah, what's u...
Vanessa, shut the door Okay So what's up,
how's orders lookin' for the first week It would be better if you
gave me nothing at all Wh- This album is less
than nothing I can't sell this fucking record Wha...
Do you know what's happening to me out there?
Wh-wha-what's the problem?
Violet Brown told me to go fuck myself!
Who's Violet...
Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass Do you know
what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
But I...
I'm gonna lose my fucking job over this Do you know why Dre's record
was so successful He's rapping about big-screen TV's, blunts,
40's and bitches You're rapping
about homosexuals and Vicodin I mean...
I can't sell this shit!
What...
Either change the record or it's not coming out!
What I- Now get the fuck out of my office!
What am I supposed...
NOW!
Alright man, (whatever)