Lyrics Elevator - Eminem
All
aboard,
okay
Next
stop,
my
basement,
haha
I'll
meet
you
down
there
There
once
was
a
saying
that
I
used
to
say
Back
in
the
day
when
I
met
Dre
I
used
to
sit
and
goof
on
the
phone
with,
my
friend
proof
That
if
I
went
gold,
I'd
go
right
through
the
roof
He
said,
"What
if
you
went
platinum?"
I'd
just
laugh
at
him
That's
not
happening,
that
I
can't
fathom
Eighty
something
million
records
worldwide
Later
I'm
living
in
a
house
with
a
fucking
elevator
Haters
getting
mad,
they
done
had
enough
of
shady
You
slay
me,
nothing
you
say
matters
enough
to
touché
me
Rappers
try
to
play
me,
they
use
Hailie
as
a
ukulele
Woopsa-that-a-fuckin'-daisy
That's
an
honour
who
even
she
knows
dada's
fucking
crazy
Fuckin'
animal,
coo-coo,
bananas,
fuckin'
apey
Maybe
it's
because
I
never
had
a
mother
raise
me
Fuck
around
and
throw
a
baby
at
another
baby
You
may
think
it's
'cause
of
the
way
that
I
was
brought
up
But
it's
all
caught
up
to
me
now,
Karma's
is
in
the
waters
Every
line
I
ever
said
has
got
me
in
a
corner
You
might
think
it
doesn't
creep
up
on
ya,
but
it
all
does
You
wouldn't
listen
man,
I
tried
to
warn
ya
when
you
started
Now
your
brains
all
haunted
cause
of
all
the
shit
you
thought
of
Chainsaw
slaughters
turn
your
daughters
into
sawdust
I
never
thought
it'd
come
to
this,
I
outta
just
be
honest
but
There
once
was
a
saying
that
I
used
to
say
Back
in
the
day
when
I
met
Dre
I
used
to
sit
and
goof
on
the
phone
with,
my
friend
proof
That
if
I
went
gold,
I'd
go
right
through
the
roof
He
said,
"What
if
you
went
platinum?"
I'd
just
laugh
at
him
That's
not
happening,
that
I
can't
fathom
Eighty
something
million
records
worldwide
Later
I'm
living
in
a
house
with
a
fucking
elevator
Sorry
Lance,
Mr.
Lambert
and
Aiken
ain't
gonna
make
it
They
get
so
mad,
when
I
call
them
both
fake
it's
All
these
fucking
voices
in
my
head
I
can't
take
it
Someone
shut
that
fucking
baby
up,
'fore
I
shake
it
You're
standing
adjacent
to
Jason
slash
leatherface
n'
Together
makes
'em,
a
fucking
bad
combination
I
lashed
at
the
doctor
in
my
last
operation
Shoved
the
weiner
snitzel
up
his
ass,
hopped
away
some-
Body
please
stop
the
patient,
get
the
cops
to
mase
him
Homie,
I'm
the
shizer,
pass
Doctor
Dre
some
I
can't
leave
the
game,
I
just
can't
walk
away
son
No
not-a
now,
not
a
chance,
not
today
son
I
can't
believe
I
leave
for
one
breif
second
And
you
pussy's
queef
all
over
the
rap
game,
naked
And
use
a
leaf
to
wipe
up
the
crap
stains,
feck
it
I'll
just
keep
saying
the
same
exact
saying,
check
it
There
once
was
a
saying
that
I
used
to
say
Back
in
the
day
when
I
met
Dre
I
used
to
sit
and
goof
on
the
phone
with,
my
friend
proof
That
if
I
went
gold,
I'd
go
right
through
the
roof
He
said,
"What
if
you
went
platinum?"
I'd
just
laugh
at
him
That's
not
happening,
that
I
can't
fathom
Eighty
something
million
records
worldwide
Later
I'm
living
in
a
house
with
a
fucking
elevator
Elevator
in
my
house,
I'll
smell
ya
later
I
blew
the
fuck
up,
a
hamster
in
a
microwave-I
Thinkin'
about
an
escalator
now,
steps,
I
hate
'em
Told
the
neighbor
step
away,
then
I
just
pepper
sprayed
'em
Yeah,
for
every
time
you
ride
down
the
street
Or
hideout,
drive
by
my
house
and
beep
Like
now
motherfucker,
try
now
to
sleep
Lie
down
fucker,
try
countin'
sheep
And
you're
tryna
find
out,
why
now
there's
beef?
Mase
in
your
face
bitch,
cry
now
pussy
This
is
my
house,
all
nine
thousand
feet
So
you
can
suck
my
dick
with
Amy
Winehouse's
teeth
Then
I
shove
'em
in
the
elevator,
take
'em
to
the
top
Stand
above
'em,
just
to
cut
the
fucking
cable,
let
'em
drop
Walk
an
hour
to
the
damn
refrigerator,
get
a
pop
While
I
let
'em
fall
all
the
way
to
the
basement
yelling
stop!
There
once
was
a
saying
that
I
used
to
say
Back
in
the
day
when
I
met
Dre
I
used
to
sit
and
goof
on
the
phone
with,
my
friend
proof
That
if
I
went
gold,
I'd
go
right
through
the
roof
He
said,
"What
if
you
went
platinum?"
I'd
just
laugh
at
him
That's
not
happening,
that
I
can't
fathom
Eighty
something
million
records
worldwide
Later
I'm
living
in
a
house
with
a
fucking
elevator
Fucking
son
of
a
bitch,
I
can't
believe
this
shit
This
must
be
all
that
there
is,
this
must
be
it
Fuckin-A
even
got
a
biday
Wash
my
ass
after
I
shit
with
gold
toilet
paper
Dishwasher's
so
big,
when
I'm
pissed
off
I
can
just
toss
a
flying
saucer
in
it
This
shit's
awesome,
yeah,
fucking
elevator
Living
in
a
house
with
a
fucking
elevator
1 My Mom
2 Buffalo Bill
3 Elevator
4 Drop the Bomb On 'Em
5 Forever
6 Music Box
7 Must Be The Ganja
8 Insane
9 Deja Vu
10 Paul - Skit
11 Bagpipes From Baghdad
12 3 a.m.
13 Taking My Ball
14 Hello
15 Medicine Ball
16 We Made You
17 Underground
18 Dr. West - Skit
19 Tonya - Skit
20 Beautiful
21 Hell Breaks Loose
22 Steve Berman - Skit
23 Same Song & Dance
24 Old Time's Sake
25 Mr. Mathers - Skit
26 Stay Wide Awake
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