Lyrics Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso - Epic Rap Battles of History

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
BOB ROSS
V.S
PABLO PICASSO
BEGIN!
Picasso: I am the greatest
the modern art Muhammed Ali.
I melt faces
call me MC Dali.
Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap.
You're the PBS version of Nickelback.
But I think you must be a genius
because with zero training
you made millions teaching people how to suck at painting.
Why don't you go home and beat your brush, you chump?
I could make better art with my wiener
Lump.
Ross: I'm so glad you could join me today.
So I could teach you how to feel some joy when you paint.
You're a moddy little genius
always so serious.
I know
you must be on your Blue Period.
Your work is melancholic.
I'm painting happy little trees.
Call me Jackson Pollack
because I scatter MC's
with the voice that soothes
so let's do this.
I twist you up like you're Rubik's cubist.
Picasso: Don't use that word
like you know what it is.
You painted 30, 000 pictures of
bushes and sticks.
Does your audience know
that you stole your whole show?
You just ripped off your teacher
and added an afro.
My name is
Pable Diego
José Francisco de Paula
Juan Nepomuceno María
de los Remidios Cipriano
de la Santísima Trinidad
Ruiz y Picasso.
Back
to
you
Bob.
Ross: Bob is droppin' bombs like this is Guernica.
Served 20 years.
Air Force
United States of America.
My technique will make your mistress weep.
Elbow drop her dreams
I go deep.
And I
keep it mellow
like so cadmium yellow.
I'm a bright like titanium white
kind of fellow.
Don't believe in mistakes.
Unless you step to me.
Yo Pablo
you just got your happy little ass beat.