Lyrics Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler 3 - Epic Rap Battles of History
Vader...
This
is
your
last
chance
Battle
me,
or
die!
Epic
rap
battles
of
history!
Darth
Vader
Versus
Aaaadolf
Hitler!
Begin!
Screw
you,
you
big
black
cunt
I'll
kick
your
balls
and
your
face
A
war
on
two
fronts!
The
fuhrer
will
crush
the
dark
side
Like
a
rap
apartheit
I
put
the
"germ"
into
"Germany"
I'm
sick
on
this
mic!
I
beat
you
twice
you
sellout
Now
you
bow
down
to
Mickey
Mouse
You
call
yourself
a
dark
lord?
You
couldn't
even
conquer
space
mountain!
You're
just
a
sad
asthmatic
robot
freak
who
needs
some
lovin'
But
I
baked
you
something,
here
Pop
into
my
oven.
Let
me
paint
you
a
picture
son
Portrait
of
a
bitch
after
world
war
1
You
were
stirring
up
the
fears
of
the
German
people
Telling
the
world
that
the
Jews
are
evil
You
wrote
a
little
book
Got
'em
fired
up
Had
a
beer
hall
putsch
Got
'em
fired
up
When
your
bunker
started
getting
fired
up
You
put
a
gun
in
your
mouth
and
fired
up
You
dumb
mother
fucker
didn't
Napoleon
let
you
know?
When
you
conquer
Russia
better
pack
some
fucking
winter
clothes
While
you're
fighting
off
Valkyrie
Got
a
million
clones
they
die
for
me
My
bounty
hunters
ride
for
me
Yo
homeboy
finish
this
rhyme
for
me
They
call
me
Boba
Fett
You
wanna
mess
with
me?
I
put
my
balls
in
your
mouth
like
Boba
Tea
I
got
a
jetpack
yo
You
know
I
steal
the
show?
'Cuz
when
I
rock
a
microphone
I-
Oh
sieg
hell
no!
You're
not
going
to
cheat
me
mr
sunglasses
all
the
time!
I'll
take
you!
And
your
new
boyfriend
goofy!
And
all
your
spermy
soldier
guys!
And
throw
YOU
in
a
butthole
in
the
sand!
I
am
Adolf...
Hitler
WHO
WON?
WHO'S
NEXT?
YOU
DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEPIC
RAP
BATTLES
OF
HISTORY!
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