Lyrics Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-Il - Epic Rap Battles of History
Epic
Rap
Battles
of
History!
Kim
Jong-il
Versus
Hulk
Hogan!
Begin!
The
name's
Kim
Jong,
I
got
a
license
to
IL
make
you
swallow
my
rhymes
like
a
steroids
pill
Your
body
looks
like
a
spray
tan
banana
with
a
walrus
mustache
and
a
wack
bandana.
I'm
coming
at
you
like
the
Asian
Rick
Flair
Bitch
I'll
suplex
you
by
your
friggin'
dick
hair
Your
whole
fam's
a
bunch
of
barbies
dude
You
want
beef?
Eat
this
Korean
barbeque!
You
got
a
ring
side
seat
to
your
own
smackdown
brother!
You
look
like
Sonic
the
Hedgehog's
mother!
You're
a
freak,
a
phony!
A
rice-a-roni
jabroni!
I'm
gonna
bounce
you
like
a
check
for
my
alimony!
Come
on
dude,
all
the
little
Hulksters
know
I'll
hang
you
from
the
ropes
like
a
South
Park
puppet
show
I'll
choke
hold
you
hostage
like
Laura
Ling,
brother
I'll
leg
drop
your
ass
back
to
Beijing!
Beijing
is
in
China
you
blond
asshole!
I'm
a
God
amongst
men,
you're
a
suburban
commando!
North
Korea
bitch
let
me
give
you
a
tour,
by
the
way
your
wife
says
my
dick
is
bigger
than
yours.
(Hulk
Hogan
goes
down!)
(I
don't
know
if
he
can
finish
the
battle!)
(He-
he's
switching
from
the
ropes!)
(It's-
it's-
Macho
Man
Randy
Savage!)
Oh
yeah,
it's
about
to
get
real
Watch
me
snap
into
a
Slim
Jim
Kim
Jong-il
I
don't
like
to
hit
little
bitches
with
glasses
but
when
midgets
step
up
I
stomp
midget
asses.
the
Macho
Man
there
is
no
equal
so
spend
less
time
rapping
and
start
feeding
your
people,
PUNK!
I'll
elbow
drop
your
whole
nation
on
behalf
of
the
entire
world
wrestling
federation
(Uh,
yeah)
Who
won?
Who's
next?
You
decide!
Epic
Rap-
Battles
of
History!
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