Lyrics A Country Song - Ezio

The other night weill I decided
Well to take a stroll down town
So I walked in, into a beer house
Just to see who was around
That's when I saw him
Sat at a table
Well he looked tough
But he looked sad
He said Boy!
Let me tell you
About the worst day
I have ever had

Well I saw my wife
An a porno website
With the man who came to
Repossess my car
Now I'm just working
For to feed my children
They all look like him
This time she's gone to far

He said le me tell you
I used to be a model
They told me that my feet were
Way beyond compare
One time I was the foot double
For Burt Reynolds
In the film
Smokey an the Bear

Well I saw my wife
An a porno website
With the man who came to
Repossess my car
Now I'm just working
For to feed my children
They all look like him
This time she's gone to far

Even Jerry Springer
Well he refused me
Told me that my case was too extreme
And then my doctor
Broke the sad news to me
That i had the worst case of athletes foot
He had ever seen

Well I saw my wife
An a porno website
With the man who came to
Repossess my truck
Now I'm just working
For to feed my children
And I think of something
That might run true