Lyrics If You're a Viper - Fats Waller
I
dreamed
about
a
reefer,
five
feet
long
A
might
immense
but
not
to
strong
You'd
be
high,
but
not
for
long
If
you're
a
viper
I'm
the
king
of
everything
I
got-to-get-got-to-get-got-be
high
before
I
swing
Let
the
bell
ring
ding-dong-ding
If
you're
a
viper
Say
you
know
your
high,
when
your
throat
get's
dry
Mhmm,
everything
is
dandy
Ah
yes,
you
run
to
the
candy
store
Bust
your
[?]
on
peppermint
candy
Then
you
know
your
little
brown
bodies
spent
You
dont'
give
a
darn,
if
you
don't
pay
rent
'Cause
the
sky
is
high
So
am
I,
yeah
yeah
'Oh
stop
it
darling
I
didn't
know
you're
here
That's
enough
now,
wait
minute,
wait
a
minute,
wait
a
minute
Let
me
dream
now
Yes,
baby
[?]
on
the
sideline
My
wife's
in
here
tonight
So
you
don't
vipe
either,
you
know
get
away?
Are
you
kidding?
Oh
yeah'
Say
you
know
you're
high
Yes
I
know
I'm
high
'Cause
everything
is
fine
and
dandy
Yes,
going
down
to
the
candy
store
Get
me
Wrigley's
or
some
peppermint
candy
I
love
it,
I
love
it,
I
love
it
Yes
baby,
but
my
bodies
spent
'Get
away
from
me
you
[?]'
High,
high
so
am
I
1 You Had an Evening to Spare
2 Flat Foot Floogie
3 There's Gonna Be the Devil to Pay
4 Dinah
5 The Minor Drag
6 Let's Sing Again
7 Pardon My Love
8 Blue Because of You
9 Mean to Me
10 I'm Crazy Bout My Baby
11 All My Life
12 Why Do I Lie to Myself About You
13 Floatin' Down to Cotton Town
14 Buckin' the Dice
15 You Fit Into The Picture
16 Who'll Take My Place?
17 Handful of Keys
18 The Curse of an Aching Heart
19 Neglected
20 Lenox Avenue Blues
21 Boogie Woogie
22 She's Tall, She's Tan, She's Terrific
23 Sing an Old Fashioned Song
24 That Ain't Right
25 California Here I Come
26 Tea for Two
27 Then I'll Be Tired of You
28 A Porter's Love Song to a Chambermaid
29 What's the Reason
30 Mandy
31 Sweetie Pie
32 Georgia Rockin' Chair
33 S’posin’
34 You've Been Reading My Mail
35 Nero
36 Old Grand Dad
37 Because Of Once Upon A Time
38 Let's Pretend There's A Moon
39 Harlem Fuss
40 Imagine My Surprise
41 Alligator Crawl
42 Sweet Heartache
43 Swingin’ Them Jingle Bells
44 To a Sweet Pretty Thing
45 Lounging at the Waldorf
46 Latch On
47 By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
48 Georgia May
49 Lookin' for Another Sweetie
50 Rockin' Chair
51 There Goes My Attraction
52 Patty Cake, Patty Cake
53 If It Isn't Love
54 Am I In Another World?
55 Loveless Love
56 Go Down Moses
57 There'll Be Some Changes Made
58 Your Feet's Too Big
59 Fractious Fingering
60 The Moon Is Low
61 You Rascal You
62 Basin Street Blues
63 Oh Susanna Dust Off That Old Piana
64 Garbo Green
65 You're The Cutest One
66 Copper Colored Gal
67 Fat And Greasy
68 Buck Jumpin'
69 Every Day's a Holiday
70 Do Me A Favor
71 I Just Made Up With That Old Girl of Mine
72 The Meanest Thing You Ever DID Was Kiss Me
73 I'm Growing Fonder of You
74 I Can't Give You Anything but Love
75 I Believe In Miracles
76 Won't You Get Off It, Please?
77 I Wish I Had You
78 Honeysuckle Rose
79 Take It Easy
80 Hold My Hand
81 Pantin' In The Panther Room
82 I Love to Whistle
83 All That Meat And No Potatoes
84 Big Chief De Sota
85 I'm Gonna Sit Down and Write Myself a Letter
86 Lulu's Back in Town
87 Numb Fumblin'
88 When You Squeeze Me
89 If You're a Viper
90 I Ain't Got Nobody
91 The More I Know You
92 Valentine Stomp
93 Clothes Line Ballet
94 Lonesome Road
95 I've Got a New Lease On Love
96 You're Not the Kind
97 When Love Is Young
98 Florida Flo
99 I Got Rhythm
100 Smarty
101 The Girl I Left Behind Me
102 Got a Bran' New Suit
103 The Love Bug Will Bite You
104 Squeeze Me
105 Somebody Stole My Gal
106 Blue Turning Grey over You
107 Truckin'
108 Baby Brown
109 You Stayed Away Too Long
110 My Very Good Friend the Milkman
111 The Sheik Of Araby
112 Baby, Oh! Where Can You Be?
113 I'm At the Mercy of Love
114 There's Going to Be the Devil to Pay
115 Cinders
116 Hold Tight
117 Honey Hush
118 Keepin' Out of Mischief Now
119 Ridin' But Walkin'
120 Breakin' the Ice
121 Red Hot Dan
122 I Wish I Were Twins
123 Boo Hoo
124 Two Sleepy People
125 I'm On A See-Saw
126 Don't You Know Or Don't You Care?
127 Black & Blue
128 Hallelujah
129 My First Impression of You
130 Lookin' Good But Feelin' Bad
131 Spreadin' Rhythm Around
132 A Thousand Dreams of You
133 My Window Faces the South
134 Until the Real Thing Comes Along
135 Solitude
136 A Rhyme for Love
137 Shame Shame
138 Cross Patch
139 You Look Good to Me
140 You Showed Me the Way
141 Twelfth Street Rag
142 Georgia On My Mind
143 All God's Chillun Got Wings
144 It's a Sin to Tell a Lie
145 Who's Afraid of Love?
146 What Will I Do In the Morning
147 Hallelujah, Thing's Look Rosy Now
148 I Simply Adore You
149 Sometimes I feel like a motherles child
150 Fair and Square
151 Come And Get It
152 You've Got Me Under Your Thumb
153 Old Plantation
154 Last Night a Miracle Happened
155 Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
156 Little Curly Hair In A High Chair
157 Have A Little Dream On Me
158 Beat It Out
159 Rosetta
160 Black Raspberry Jam
161 Shortnin' Bread
162 Where Is the Sun?
163 That Never-To-Be-Forgotten Night
164 Lost Love
165 I Hate to Talk About Myself
166 Send Me Jackson
167 Waiting At the End of the Road
168 That's All
169 Tain't Good
170 I'll Dance At Your Wedding
171 I Can't Break the Habit of You
172 Chant of the Groove
173 Savannah blues
174 Paswonky
175 We the People
176 Dem Bones Dem Dry Bones
177 Let's Break the Good News
178 12th Street Rag
179 The Joint's Jumpin'
180 When Somebody Thinks You’re Wonderful
181 How Can I
182 This Is So Nice It Must Be Illegal
183 Bach Up to Me
184 Abdullah
185 You're the Picture
186 You're My Dish
187 Skrontch
188 Hey! Stop Kissing My Sister
189 Star Dust
190 You've Been Taking Lessons In Love
191 Got No Time
192 Don't Try Your Jive On Me
193 Everybody Loves My Baby
194 A Little Bit Independent
195 I'd Rather Call You Baby
196 The Digah's Stomp Pipe Organ Solo
197 The Panic Is On
198 I'm A Hundred Percent For You
199 Jealous of Me
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