Lyrics Henrietta Longbottom - Felt
Chorus:
[MURS]
Have
you
heard
them
stories
bout
Henrietta
Longbottom?
[Slug]
Yeah,
I
heard
a
lot
of
′em
and
everybody
got
'em
[MURS]
I
never
really
met
her
but
I
know
it′s
all
true
[Slug]
I
never
seen
her
either
but
my
brother
say
she
cool
[MURS]
Rumors
get
around
through
the
hood
with
the
quickness
[Slug]
Everyone's
a
customer,
all
up
in
your
business
[MURS]
One's
in
your
circle
that
don′t
even
know
ya
[Slug]
The
same
one′s
that
circulate
the
stories
for
ya
Verse
One
[MURS]
I
seen
Henrietta
sittin'
down
by
the
rail
Messin′
with
a
camel
toe,
talkin'
on
her
cell
Breakin′
up
some
weed,
gettin'
ready
for
her
blunt
But
she
never
felt
the
need
to
fix
the
wedgie
in
the
front
[Slug]
She
kept
to
herself
Only
had
a
few
associates
People
of
the
village
got
curious
But
most
would
just
make
up
stories
Some
rumors
Some
gossip
But
Henrietta
didn′t
care
Hands
in
her
pockets
[MURS]
I
heard
she
used
to
kick
it
down
by
the
river
bed
She
used
to
date
an
old
man
that
lived
out
in
a
shed
I
heard
he
had
blue
hair
Honestly,
who
cares?
The
whole
town
used
to
say,
"I
wonder
what
they
do
there?"
[Slug]
Well,
I
heard
he
was
bird
Plus
he
was
her
dad
Father
of
a
dragon
ball
Her
momma
was
a
crocodile
They
used
to
drag
race
down
at
the
strip
In
a
Chevy
Nova
Cross
bow
with
an
extra
clip
[MURS]
Hands
up
when
they
rollin'
through
your
city
Chewin'
on
some
stuff,
mix
it
up
with
some
Wrigley
Fumes
from
the
car
makin′
everybody
dizzy
Bumpin′
Flaming
Lips,
Johnny
Cash
and
Biggie
[Slug]
Kick
in
the
door
Beatin'
her
dead
horse
It
died
She
made
dog
food
No
loss
She′s
a
hooligan
Amateur
sex
movies
and
fresh
kicks
But
her
breath
smells
like
Chicken
boullian
Chorus
Verse
Two
[MURS]
She
had
a
pink
bandanna
hangin'
out
her
back
pocket
She
was
in
a
gang
that
wore
miss
matched
socks
and
Met
up
every
Tuesday
for
beer
and
some
bingo
Since
the
horse
died
she
had
to
ride
a
flamingo
[Slug]
Ha,
he
couldn′t
talk
but
he
knew
how
to
sing
she
Did
a
little
dust
then
cut
off
his
wings
then
Stuck
them
to
her
back
Took
a
sniff
of
gasoline
And
went
door
to
door
tryin'
to
sell
magazines
[MURS]
Hair
in
a
ponytail
Cocked
to
the
side
Patch
on
her
left,
open
up
the
right
eye
Dental
floss
and
band
aids
to
hold
her
pants
up
20
inch
waist
but
a
double
D
cup
[Slug]
W
T
Fuck
Whoo
She′s
a
true
fox
She
uses
glue
to
hold
up
her
tube
socks
She's
a
ninja
High
score
on
Centipede
Played
pro
hockey
till
her
body
caught
an
injury
[MURS]
Henrietta
Henrietta,
girl
where
you
been?
Drowning
in
a
bath
tub
filled
up
with
gin
Doesn't
work
a
lot
but
grows
her
own
crop
Last
week
she
killed
some
Navy
Seals
for
tryin′
to
steal
her
crop
[Slug]
I
don′t
know
if
you
care
or
you
invest
But
Henrietta's
dead
No
more
no
less
Never
really
met
her
so
I′m
not
losin'
sleep
But
Longbottom
is
long
gone
Rest
in
peace
Chorus
1 Protagonists
2 Felt Chewed Up
3 Get Cake
4 Bass for Your Truck
5 Like You
6 Permanent Standby
7 Ghost Dance Deluxe
8 Revisiting the Styleetron
9 Whaleface
10 Glory Burning
11 Henrietta Longbottom
12 She Sonnet
13 Felt Good
14 Deathmurdermayhem
15 The Clap
16 Give It Up
17 Paul Reubens
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