Lyrics Toads Of The Short Forest - Frank Zappa , The Mothers of Invention

FZ: At this very moment on stage we have
Drummer A playing in 7/8,
Drummer B playing in 3/4,
The bass playing in 3/4,
The organ playing in 5/8,
The tambourine playing in 3/4,
And the alto sax blowing his notes.
HANDS UP!
POO-LAAAH!
FZ: Thank you.