Lyrics Dancin' Fool (Live) - Frank Zappa

I don't know much about dancing
Thats why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
And both of my feets too long
'Cause now right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancing every night
Hoping one day I might get it right

I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool

I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat
But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a
Dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool

The disco folks all dressed up
Like there's fit to kill
I walk on in n see 'em there
Gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me coming
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide, I'm a

Dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
Dancing fool
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
Dancing fool

I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes,
My shirts half open, to show you my chains
And the spoon for up my nose
Well I am really something, yeah
Thats what you'd probably say

So smoke your little smoke
And drink your little drink
While I dance the night away, I'm a
Dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool

I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a fool
Yeah

Say it darling, can I buy you a drink?

What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

Do you come here often

Your blaze on mine