Lyrics Dancin’ Fool - Live On Saturday Night Live, October 21, 1978 - Frank Zappa
Tonight,
we
like
to
do
a
song
about
a
important
social
problem,
disco
It
deals
with
lonely
people
with
no
natural
rythm
And
dancing
on
each
other
in
darkness
It′s
called
Dancin'
Fool
One,
two,
three,
four!
I
don′t
know
much
about
dancin'
That's
why
I
got
this
song
One
of
my
legs
is
shorter
than
the
other
And
both
my
feet′s
too
long
′Course
now
right
along
with
'em
I
got
no
natural
rhythm
But
I
go
dancin′
every
night
Hopin'
one
day
I
might
get
it
right
I′m
a
Dancin'
fool
I′m
a
Dancin'
fool
I'm
a
Dancin′
fool
I′m
a
Dancin'
fool
I
hear
that
beat
I
jump
outta
my
seat
But
I
can′t
compete
'Cause
I′m
a
Dancin'
fool
I′m
a
Dancin'
fool
The
disco
folks
all
dressed
up
Like
they's
fit
to
kill
I
walk
on
in
′n
see
′em
there
Gonna
give
them
all
a
thrill
When
they
see
me
comin'
They
all
steps
aside
They
has
a
fit
while
I
commit
My
social
suicide
I′m
a
Dancin'
fool
I′m
a
Dancin'
fool
I′m
a
Dancin'
fool
I'm
a
Dancin′
fool
The
beat
goes
on
And
I′m
so
wrong
(Ahhhhhh)
The
beat
goes
on
And
I'm
so
wrong
(Ahhhhhh)
The
beat
goes
on
and
I′m
so
wrong
The
beat
goes
on
and
I'm
so
wrong
The
beat
goes
on
and
I′m
so
wrong
The
beat
goes
on
and
I'm
so
wrong
I
may
be
totally
wrong,
but
I′m
a
Dancin'
fool,
I
may
be
totally
wrong,
but
I'm
a
Dancin′
fool
I′ve
got
it
all
together
now
With
my
very
own
disco
clothes,
hey!
My
shirt's
half
open,
to
show
you
my
chain
And
the
spoon
for
up
my
nose
I
am-a
really
something
That′s
what
you'd
probably
say
So
smoke
your
little
smoke
Drink
your
little
drink
While
I
dance
the
night
away
I′m
a
Dancin'
fool
I′m
a
Dancin'
fool
I'm
a
Dancin′
fool
I′m
a
Dancin'
fool
He′s
a
Dancin'
fool
I
may
be
totally
wrong
but
I′m
a
I
may
be
totally
wrong
but
I'm
a
I
may
be
totally
wrong
but
I′m
a
I
May
Be
Totally
wrong
but
I'm
a
FOOL,
yeah!
Uh!
Hey,
darlin',
can
I
buy
ya
a
couple
′a
drinks,
Hmm?
I
mean
are
you
lookin′
for
Mister
Goodbar?
Wait
a
minute
I've
got
it,
you′re
an
Italian!
Yer
Jewish?
Love
your
nails
You
must
be
a
Libra,
your
place
or
mine?
1 H.R. 2911
2 Nap Time
3 Your Mouth
4 Overture - Live In Frankfurt, Germany, September 19, 1992
5 Frank Getting Sick
6 Turn Off That Zappa Music
7 Frank Addresses Congress
8 Don't Have Any Friends
9 Hi, I'm Moon
10 Fake It
11 Frank's Business Perspective
12 Keep This Guy Under Check
13 If I'm Alive
14 Steve Vai's Perspective
15 Frank Could Be Hardcore
16 Bruce Bickford’s Zappa Head
17 Laurel Canyon
18 The Manson Family
19 Are We Going To Get Paid
20 Musically Difficult
21 The Parts Are Complicated
22 Murray Roman's TV Show
23 Frank Put His Foot Down
24 Greeting Cards
25 Studio Z
26 Frank Goes To Jail
27 Frank's Library
28 Edgewood Arsenal
29 Frank’s Parents
30 The Blackouts
31 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing - Live At The Pier, NYC, 1984
32 Sofa - Live At The Palladium, NYC, 1976 / 1977 Mix
33 Mo's Vacation - Live In Munich, Germany, August 31, 1978
34 Dancin’ Fool - Live On Saturday Night Live, October 21, 1978
35 Muffin Man - Live At The Palladium, NYC, October 28, 1977
36 Apostrophe' - Live In Los Angeles, Rehearsal Hall, June 21, 1974
37 Cheepnis - Live At The Roxy, Los Angeles, 12/10/73 / Show 1
38 Happy Together - Live At Fillmore West, 1970
39 Call Any Vegetable Excerpts - Live At Fillmore West, November 6, 1970
40 The Captains Fat Theresa Shoes
41 FZ On Varèse
42 "The Reason We Have Stayed Together"
43 Memories Of El Monte - Live At Whisky a Go-Go, Los Angeles, 1968
44 Oh! In The Sky - Live At Whisky a Go-Go, Los Angeles, 1968
45 The Duke - Live At Whisky a Go-Go, Los Angeles, 1968
46 Watermelon In Easter Hay (Live 1978)
47 Valley Girl
48 The Firebird Suite: Finale
49 Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
50 G-Spot Tornado
51 The Black Page #1 - Piano Version
52 Get Whitey
53 Any Way the Wind Blows
54 Envelopes
55 Agency Man (studio version)
56 Black Beauty
57 Scumbag
58 Motherly Love
59 You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here
60 Everytime I See You
61 How Could I Be Such a Fool?
62 Absolutely Free
63 You Didn't Try to Call Me (Basic Tracks)
64 Oh No
65 Mother People
66 Ionisation
67 No Longer Umpire
68 Road Ladies
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