Lyrics Master Ringo - Frank Zappa
Dear
PFIQ
Since
you
printed
my
question
and
photo
in
issue
number
29,
PFIQ
I
have
received
many
letters
I'm
glad
I'm
retired
so
I
have
plenty
of
time
to
answer
all
I
finally
got
rid
of
the
smell
Of
the
deep
scrotum
piercings
By
putting
a
5 32-inches
barbell
and
a
5 16-inches
ring
Now,
air
can
get
through
Can
you
stand
like
that?
Maybe
I
should
read
the
text
one
whole,
because
again
oh
Just
just
say,
"Now,
air
can
get
through"
Now,
air
can
get
through
Don't
ever
quit
putting
out
PFIQ,
as
it
is
most
enjoyable
I
have
them
all
And
go
over
them
many
times
You
never
heard
anymore
of
Carl...
Carol,
issue
n...
number
14,
I
believe?
Keep
up
the
great
work,
I
don't
know
what
to
pierce
next
P.S.
Do
you
use
1-percent
xylocaine
for
deep
cockhead
piercings?
Piercing
the
head
of
the
cock
must
be
painful
(Oh)
I
had
the
head
tattooed
and
it
hurt
like
hell
But
I
didn't
want
the
artist
to
stop
Master
Ringo
1970-WIM
Attention! Feel free to leave feedback.