Lyrics Our Bizarre Relationship - Frank Zappa
FZ:
Bizarre!
Suzy:
Bizarre...
Ha
ha!
No-one
could
ever
understand
our
bizarre
relationship
because
I
was
your
intellectual
frigid
housekeeper.
Especially
when
you'd
be
going
to
bed
with
one
chick
at
night
and
I
wake
up
in
the
morning
and
find
another
one
there,
screaming
at
me...
Ha
ha...
Asked
me
what
the
fuck
that
chick
was
doing
in
your
bed
and
I'd
walk
in
and
you
weren't
with
the
same
one
you
were
in
the
night
before.
Oh,
I'll
never
forget
that,
as
long
as
I
live.
That
house,
well
it
had
your
shit
all
over...
And
we
had
a
cat
and
we
had
fleas
and
we
had
lots
of
crabs
that
we
proceeded
to
give
to
everyone
in
Laurel
Canyon
except
for
Elmer
and
Phil,
because
they
were
too
sick
to
ball...
Ha
ha...
Elmer
has
a
mentality
of
approximately
One
Peanut.
Possibly.
As
a
matter
of
fact,
I
can
remember
Elmer
telling
me
that
you
really
had
a
lot
of
talent,
but
he
didn't
see
how
anyone
could
ever
make
it
that
insisted
on
saying
FUCK
on
stage.
And
he
used
to
drive
by
in
his
gold
Cadillac
and
peer
in
the
window...
Ha
ha...
'
Cause
he
never
could
get
over
the
amount
of
groupie
status
that,
that
you
had
and
he
didn't.
Possibly
because
he's
50
years
old
and
wretched...
FZ:
HA
HA
HA!
1 Cruisin' for Burgers
2 Ian Underwood Whips It Out (Live On Stage in Copenhagen)
3 Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
4 King Kong (As Played By 3 Deranged Good Humor Trucks)
5 Prelude To King Kong
6 King Kong (As Motorhead Explains It)
7 Electric Aunt Jemima
8 Nine Types of Industrial Pollution
9 Our Bizarre Relationship
10 King Kong (Its Magnificence As Interpreted By Dom DeWild)
11 King Kong Itself (as played by the Mothers in a studio)
12 If We'd All Been Living In California
13 We Can Shoot You
14 Zolar Czakl
15 The Voice of Cheese
16 King Kong (The Gardner Varieties)
17 A Pound for a Brown On the Bus
18 The Uncle Meat Variations
19 Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
20 The Legend Of The Golden Arches
21 Louie Louie (Live At the Royal Albert Hall in London)
22 Sleeping In A Jar
23 Mr. Green Genes
24 The Air
25 King Kong (Live On a Flat Bed Diesel in the Middle of a Race Track At a Miami Pop Festival... The Underwood Remifications)
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