Lyrics Zomby Woof - Frank Zappa

Three hundred years ago
I thought I might get some sleep
I stretched myself out onna antique bed
An′ my spirit did a midnite creep

You know I'll never sleep no more
It seem to me that it just ain′t wise
Didja ever wake up in the mornin'
With a zomby woof behind your eyes
Just about as evil as you could be

I am the zomby woof
I'm that creature all the ladies been
Talkin′ about

I am the zomby woof
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin′ out
Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here I′m is, the zomby woof
Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here I′m is .. .

Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof
Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof
They said aw-reety
An' they was aw-righty
An′ I was a Zomby for you, little lady .. .

I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my zomby toof
My right foot's bigger than my other one is
Like a reg'lar zomby hoof
If I raid your dormitorium
Don′t try to remain aloof .. .
I might snatch you up screamin′ through the window all nekkid
An' do it to you on the roof, don′t mess with the zomby woof

I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!
Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here I′m is, the zomby woof
Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here I′m is, the zomby woof