I REMEMBER

Wow, I can't believe that my first job was at Old Navy
I would make like $100 a week and spend it on the Starbucks
And Twitch subs to Grimecraft; by the way, also f- Grimecraft
And I remember CastleMinerZ before Xbox had Minecraft
I remember sneaking iPod Shuffles through my hair in the psych ward
Just so that I could stream my nightcore
Now it is a trend that everybody has to die for
I remember thinking nobody would ever love me or see me or wanna f- me or be me

Wow, I can't believe I was suspended from Twitter
I cannot believe that I had four thousand followers in 2023
And yeah, when I got suspended, I kept track of who didn't follow back
I remember fetal position on the floor (Huh?)
Literally wanting to kill myself because I lost the AG Cook follow
And the Blizzy McGuire follow and the Sudden Death follow, yeah yeah (That's shallow)
All because I told Ron DeSantis to kill himself but guess what
Hey Ron DeSantis, kill yourself, ha ha ha ha

I remember we dropped Two House and I put the link to the album in the first tweet
And not in the replies to the first tweet, and I cried, no wait, I don't think I'm doing that justice
I saw that our album tweet had six hundred likes and actually cried
Like full-on face in the blankets bawling, snotting, punching pillows (Oh my god)
My man had to calm me down from all that (Why?)
That is so f- pathetic, (Yeah) That is seriously unhinged and scary (Correct)
I wish that I could be chill and also living like Larry (Who is that?)
I remember I thought that the leather pride flag was some kind of Blue Lives Matter flag
I could've just done a Google search or asked somebody or someone but no (What did you do?)
Instead I had to tweet the full back of the car license plate and making fun of them
In doing so I pissed off everybody in the city who I could've had some community with (Well yeah)
I remember seeing subtweets about me from accounts that made me get into the fandom (Well yeah)
I remember that I deserved it but one hundred percent at the time I was so mad (Why are you mad?)
I genuinely am so surprised that nobody has decked me from the behind or the front or the side

I remember I signed a contract with Dog Show
And they advanced me more money than I've ever seen at one time in my life (How much?)
Three thousand dollars (What?)
Three thousand whole dollars (What?)
I remember dropping out of college 'cause I just made three thousand dollars (Why?)
I remember thinking that I'll never have to work again, I just made three thousand dollars (What the hell?)
That's nothing (Yes)
That's what Eric keeps on him at the store off oxy (Correct)
That's what they might spend on FWA Heaven Party (Yup)
Like that's hype, but that's Tuesday (Yup)
Like Fraxiom, how are you actually going to for real make money?
Like Fraxiom, it is literally not profitable to be a Drake bunny (It is not)
Like Fraxiom, you don't even know what you're gonna do until you see it coming (What?)
Like Fraxiom, I think you really cannot decide if you hate me or love me
Like Fraxiom, you are probably going to flop but maybe not, or trust me

I remember running into T-Mobile with tears down my face when I had to change number
I remember throwing up from anxiety around twelve times during Brat Summer
I remember when my bestie told me something very, very, very crazy
And now she is no longer my bestie because she told me it is not crazy
I remember first I got really, really, really sad, then I got lazy
I remember wait no, no really, I don't, my thought hazy
I remember that you thought that you could exploit me, but you are not Jay-Z
I remember that you tried to get my vid taken down with bots, hey jeez

I don't care if you've been through some sh-
You're still really messed up
My diagnosis is Khia Asylum