Lyrics It's Gonna Get Weird - Funkymo

Today′s just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling
Ha ha ha

I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling; full of tarantulas
And now that I'm here, tonight, it′s gonna get weird!

Ah-ha-ha-ha!

Look at these creatures, not enough features
Cats should breath fire, bears should sing choir!
*Choir singing*
(Very nice)

Look at this tower under my power
Look at these people, puny and feeble!

(Ooooooo hoooo!)

Look, I'm just a triangle trying to save you
From the delusions society gave you

Gravity's a lie and so is the sky
Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing eye!

Look at this money–who′s that, honey?
Look throughout history, how could you miss me?

(Seriously, I′m all over the place)

Look at this weather, I could do better
Mandelbrot rainbows, screaming tornadoes!

Look at this loser, drinking coffee
*Sips*
...Now it's decaf!
*Spits*

(Mwahahahaha!)

Look at these people, calling me evil
Right back at you, now you′re all statues!

Now everything you know has disappeared
It's gonna get weird...