1 Main Title; "Thank You, Bakersfield"
2 Memories of Bakersfield
3 Alcohol
4 Drinking & Driving
5 Five Levels Of Fatness
6 Splash Mountain
7 Donkey!
8 Drunk Women
9 Strippers
10 Voices
11 Hawaii
12 New Car
13 SUV
14 Living Life
15 The Crocodile Hunter
16 Latino Television
17 Soda & Cake
18 George Bush
19 Gatorland
20 Taco Loco
21 Spanish Radio
22 Last Comic Standing
23 My Mom
24 My Friend Felipe
25 Making Cops Laugh
26 Oakland Raiders
27 BrokeBack Mexican
28 Road Trip
29 End Credits