Lyrics Punjab Paddy - Gaelic Storm
I
said
farewell
to
Erin,
only
seven
years
ago,
When
asked
where
I
was
headed,
I
said:
"Jaysus,
I
dunno!?"
I
stepped
ashore
near
Bangalore,
not
a
tosser
in
me
hand,
By
the
time
I
hit
Darjeeling,
I
was
feeling
mighty
grand!
Chorus:
You
can
keep
your
forty
shades
of
green,
they
only
make
me
blue,
You
can
stick
your
eggs
and
bacon,
boys,
I′ll
have
a
Vindaloo,
I
found
a
place
in
India,
so
far
across
the
foam,
You
can
call
me
Punjab
Paddy,
boys,
I'm
never
comin′
home.
I
dreamed
I
got
a
letter
from
me
darling
Josephine,
She
asked
me
would
I
marry
her,
back
home
in
Skibbereen,
But
the
girls
out
here
have
almond
eyes
and
jasmine-scented
hair,
And
there's
things
in
the
Kama
Sutra
that
they
never
do
in
Clare!
So
I'll
spend
me
days
relaxing
in
me
Punjab
paradise,
No
more
I′ll
dig
the
praties,
I′ll
stick
to
tea
and
rice.
I'll
be
sippin′
mango
lassi
with
the
lassies
in
the
shade,
While
yer
man
called
Ravi
Shankar
plays
"The
Boys
of
the
Oul'
Brigade!"
Chorus:
You
can
keep
your
Miltown
Malbay,
you
can
chuck
yer
Galway
Bay,
You′ll
never
see
the
sun
go
down
on
Delhi
or
Bombay,
I
found
a
place
in
India,
so
far
across
the
foam,
You
can
call
me
Punjab
Paddy,
boys,
I'm
never
comin′
home.
From
Bohola
to
Benares,
Inchigeela
to
Lahore
Kamakura,
Siliguri,
Peshawar,
Sahrunapore
Amritsar
to
Sanawar,
Simla,
and
Pinjore
I
got
trolleyed
on
Dewali,
and
I'm
going
back
for
more!
Someday
I'll
be
a
holy
man
with
saffron
on
me
nose,
I′ll
shave
my
head
like
Gandhi
and
I′ll
never
wear
no
clothes,
To
see
the
Irish
Guru,
they'll
come
from
near
and
far,
Hare
Krishna,
Hare
Krishna,
Whiskey
in
the
Jar!
Chorus:
You
can
keep
your
Michael
Flatley
with
his
tattoos
on
his
chest,
Fare
thee
well,
Sweet
Anna
Liffey,
it′s
the
Ganges
I
love
best,
I
found
a
place
in
India
so
far
across
the
foam,
You
can
call
me
Punjab
Paddy,
boys,
I'm
never
comin′
home,
I'm
never
comin′
home!
I'm
never
comin'
home!
1 The Lone-Star Stowaway
2 Summer's Gone
3 Time, Drink 'Em Up
4 Short A Couple a' Bob
5 I Miss My Home
6 Born to be a Bachelor
7 Punjab Paddy
8 Stain the Grout
9 Tear Upon the Rose
10 Pina Colada in a Pint Glass
11 Fish and Get Fat
12 When I Win
13 An Cailin Deas Rua
14 Down Underground
15 Cab Ride to Kingston
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