1 Apple Buttering Buttholes
2 My Dad Wants to Go to Terre Haute
3 No Health Insurance is a Pre-Existing Condition
4 Acid is Cost Effective
5 None of My Cigarettes Are "Extra"
6 A Moment Before I Die
7 Conflicted Football Fan
8 I Haven't Killed Anybody yet, Which is Why I Haven’t Killed Anybody
9 Porn is Weird
10 Your Foot is Weird
11 Weirdest Job in the World
12 Puppets Have Dominant Genes?
13 Well, I Don't Love It
14 Criminal Minds Per Gallon
15 Genderless Bigfoot