Lyrics and translation George Carlin - Parents In Hell
Your
parents
could
be
in
hell
right
now.
Твои
родители,
дорогуша,
могут
быть
прямо
сейчас
в
аду.
Your
parents...
your
father
for
sure.
Твои
родители...
твой
отец
точно.
Oh,
shit.
Ох,
чёрт.
Hell
is
full
of
dads.
Ад
полон
папаш.
Full
of
dads.
Полон
папаш.
Even
the
ones
that
took
you
to
the
ballgame,
just
for
beating
the
shit
out
of
you
once
too
often
and
fucking
the
neighbor
lady
and
fucking
the
neighbor
dog,
and
who
knows,
maybe
even
fucking
the
UPS
man.
Даже
тех,
кто
водил
тебя
на
бейсбол,
просто
за
то,
что
всыпал
тебе
пару
лишних
раз,
трахал
соседку,
трахал
соседскую
собаку,
и
кто
знает,
может,
даже
трахал
курьера.
We'll
never
know
what
mischief
dad
was
up
to.
Мы
никогда
не
узнаем,
какие
ещё
пакости
вытворял
папаша.
Parents
in
hell.
Родители
в
аду.
It
kind
of
gives
you
a
nice
feeling,
doesn't
it?
Приятное
ощущение,
правда,
милая?
It
does
me.
Мне
вот
приятно.
Grandparents
in
hell.
Бабушки
и
дедушки
в
аду.
Picture
that.
Представь
себе.
Picture
your
grandmother
in
hell
baking
pies
without
an
oven.
Представь
свою
бабушку
в
аду,
которая
печёт
пироги
без
духовки.
And
if
someone
were
in
hell,
I
doubt
very
seriously
he'd
be
smiling.
И
если
бы
кто-то
был
в
аду,
я
очень
сомневаюсь,
что
он
бы
улыбался.
I
think
he's
down
there
now
screaming
up
at
us,
and
I
think
he's
in
severe
pain.
Я
думаю,
он
сейчас
там
внизу
кричит
на
нас,
и
я
думаю,
он
испытывает
ужасную
боль.
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1
Things We Say When People Die
2 Opening
3 Swearing On the Bible
4 Takin' Off Yer Hat
5 God Bless America
6 Proud to Be an American
7 No One Questions Things
8 Just Enough Bullshit
9 They Want to Show You the Pictures
10 Their Kids!
11 In a Coma
12 What a Phone Call Should Be
13 Stupid Bullshit On the Phone
14 Stupid Bullshit
15 You Have No Rights
16 I Like People
17 Children Are Our Future
18 Every Child Is Special
19 The Self-Esteem Movement
20 Today's Professional Parents
21 A Couple of Other Questions
22 Dead Parents Helping
23 People Refuse to Be Realistic
24 Parents In Hell
25 He's Smiling Down
26 Goin' Through My Address Book
27 Old Fuck
28 Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult
2 Opening
3 Swearing On the Bible
4 Takin' Off Yer Hat
5 God Bless America
6 Proud to Be an American
7 No One Questions Things
8 Just Enough Bullshit
9 They Want to Show You the Pictures
10 Their Kids!
11 In a Coma
12 What a Phone Call Should Be
13 Stupid Bullshit On the Phone
14 Stupid Bullshit
15 You Have No Rights
16 I Like People
17 Children Are Our Future
18 Every Child Is Special
19 The Self-Esteem Movement
20 Today's Professional Parents
21 A Couple of Other Questions
22 Dead Parents Helping
23 People Refuse to Be Realistic
24 Parents In Hell
25 He's Smiling Down
26 Goin' Through My Address Book
27 Old Fuck
28 Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult
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