Lyrics You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Glee Cast

All the windows were dark
No one knew he was there
All the who's were all dreaming
Sweet dreams without care
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty nine and a half foot pole
All I need is a reindeer
So he took his dog Max
And he took some black thread
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head
Then the Grinch said, "Giddyup"
And the sleigh started down
To the homes where the who's lay a-snooze in their town
This is stop number one
The old Grinchy Claus hissed
As she climbed to the roof
Empty bags in her fist
Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch
Then he slithered and slunked, with a smile most unpleasant
Around the whole room, and took every present
Pop-guns, pompo-nuts and cookies
And drums, checkerboards, mistle-beens
Popcorn and plums, and he stuffed them in bags
Then the Grinch, very nimbly
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch, the three words that best describe you are as follows
And I quote stink, stank, stunk
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch, you're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce