Lyrics Everybody Loves Chowder - Glenn Case

On cold winter days I was never much for soup
Give me hot cocoa and some time, and I'll regroup
Oh I was ignorant
It's something that you won't hear me dispute

As it turned out there was a soup I hadn't tried
I took a chance and my eyes were opened wide
Oh chowder, I've been missing out
Where have you been for all my life

Open wide, it's time for CHOWDER
Chunky soup with cream and powder
Nothing's ever made me prouder
Than your thick, nasty chowder
Jambalaya's NOT a chowder
Lobster bisque, is that a chowder?
Who gives a shit, just say it louder!
Louder! Chowder! LOUDER! CHOWDER!
Everybody loves chowder!

Are you human if it doesn't win you over?
If chowder were a city, I'd be the comptroller
Rewarding excellence in chowder
'Til my life is over

I wish there was a way I could communicate
How well it even goes with sandwiches or steak
The whole world needs to know
Brace yourselves: CHOWDER'S FUCKING GREAT

Open wide, it's time for CHOWDER
Chunky soup with cream and powder
Nothing's ever made me prouder
Than your thick, nasty chowder
Jambalaya's NOT a chowder
Lobster bisque, is that a chowder?
Who gives a shit, just say it louder!
Louder! Chowder! LOUDER! CHOWDER!
Everybody loves chowder!

Open wide, it's time for CHOWDER
Chunky soup with cream and powder
Nothing's ever made me prouder
Than your thick, nasty chowder
Jambalaya's NOT a chowder
Lobster bisque, is that a chowder?
Who gives a shit, just say it louder!
Louder! Chowder! LOUDER! CHOWDER!
Everybody loves chowder!