Lyrics Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol - Gloryhammer

Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
Yeah

Cruisin' down the highway powered by Hoots
1000 miles per hour that electrocute
Pedal to the metal, feel the surge
It's the invocation of the thaumaturge

Across the endless light years
Your heroes have returned
On nuclear powered motorbikes
The enemies of Unst will burn

Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
Fighting goblins everywhere we go
Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
With the hammer and axe, prepare to attack

We're the wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
Riding on through the ice and the snow
Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
When the battle is fight, we'll be there at the speed of light

Swords
Hammers
Battleaxe

Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol

White hot thunder beneath my feet
Goblins battling in the streets
With armor of wolf and leather boots
The only law is the law of Hoots

The kingdom lies in ruins
Auchtermuchty is no more
Toxic dragons fly across
A wasteland made from nuclear war

But there's a lone survivor
Questing far across the land
He is the mighty Hootsman
Battleaxe is in his hand

Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
Fighting goblins everywhere we go
Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
With the hammer and axe, prepare to attack

We're the wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
Riding on through the ice and the snow
Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
When the battle is fight, we'll be there at the speed of light

Alright, you bunch of nuclear goblins, listen up
My name is the Hootsman
And this wasteland belongs to me

Now, I'm gonna give you to the count of three
To get your good for nothing goblonic asses outta here
Or you're gonna taste the power of Hoots

Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
Fighting goblins everywhere we go

Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
Fighting goblins everywhere we go
Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
With the hammer and axe, prepare to attack

We're the wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
Riding on through the ice and the snow
Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
When the battle is fight, we'll be there at the speed of light

Swords
Hammers
Battleaxe

Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol
Hoots