Short People

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live
They got little hands, little eyes
They walk around telling great big lies
They got little noses, and nasty little teeth
They got platform shoes on their nasty little feet

And I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here

Short people are just the same as you and I
All men are brothers 'til the day they die (It's a wonderful world)
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody to love
They got little baby legs that stand so low
You got to pick 'em up just to say hello
They got little cars goin' beep-beep-beep
They got little voices goin' peep-peep-peep
They got grubby little fingers and dirty little minds
They're gonna get you now every damn time

And I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live
They got little hands, little eyes
They walk around telling great big lies
They got little noses, and nasty little teeth
They got platform shoes on their nasty little feet

And I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody to love

You got little hands standing so low
You got to pick them up just to say hello
You got little cars going beep, beep, beep
You got little voices going peep, peep, peep
You got grubby little fingers and dirty little minds
They're gonna get you now every damn time

And I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here