Lyrics Faces in the Hall - Gym Class Heroes
I
knew
this
kid
named
Alberto
Funny
style
cat
And
his
girl
looked
like
a
turtle
Not
Lisa
Turtle,
just
a
turtle
High
school
track,
He
ran
the
hurdle
His
peers
shed
tears
senior
year
when
he
got
murdered
Now
Alberto
was
your
average
A
student
Participated
in
class,
Never
came
late
And
never
truant
His
family
was
picture
perfect
His
older
sister
was
prom
queen
His
dad
a
decorated
vet
from
the
Vietnam
team
His
mother
was
Dear
Abby,
An
ordinary
house
wife
Like
clockwork,
always
had
dinner
on
the
table
at
5
But
Alberto
had
a
monster
he
kept
under
his
bed
Instead
of
letting
it
out,
He
just
got
a
girlfriend
instead
She
knew
something
was
funny
She
could
tell
by
his
behavior
Or
the
way
he
flamboyantly
shook
his
hand
When
he
would
wave
to
her
She
thought
nothing
of
it
And
just
shoved
it
in
the
closet
Until
the
day
that
word
dripped
out
like
leaky
faucet
Alberto
was
homosexual
I
ain't
have
nothing
against
it
But
little
Ronnie
Johnson
and
all
his
football
player
friends
did
They'd
always
pick
and
nag
Call
him
fag
and
such
and
such
And
couldn't
wait
to
get
to
gym
so
they
could
really
bust
his
nuts
The
gym
teacher
never
cared
He'd
just
join
in
on
the
action
He'd
make
silly
gestures
And
compared
him
to
Micheal
Jackson
Alberto
couldn't
take
it
He'd
just
stop
showing
up
and
whenever
he
walked
them
halls
He
just
felt
like
throwin'
up
And
night
he
would
cry
and
cry
and
ask
God
why?
Like
God,
why
the
fuck'd
I
have
to
be
born
this
way?
God
would
reply,
Son,
you've
gotta
show
'em
you're
more
than
gay
See
he
had
dreams
to
be
a
track
star
Until
that
warm
April
night
Them
gay
jokes
went
way
too
far
Ronnie
begged
for
his
forgiveness
And
invited
him
to
a
party
Cause
his
parents
went
away
And
left
him
plenty
of
Bacardi
Alberto
kindly
accepted
He
was
finally
accepted
Except
it
was
all
deception
And
left
them
all
unprotected
It
was
a
plan
Ronnie
had
scammed
To
get
him
in
the
right
place
Verbally
degrade
and
rearrange
his
pretty
face
The
plan
would
go
swiftly
They
started
calling
him
sissy
One
punch
turned
into
fifty
They
beat
him
till
he
was
dizzy
Now
Alberto
lie
in
blood
While
his
peers
look
on
in
fear
He
took
his
last
breath
And
passed
away
his
senior
year
Needless
to
say
It
was
one
big
tragedy
And
how
was
Ronnie
gonna
explain
to
his
family,
While
they
were
on
vacation
taking
in
sights
He
got
wasted
and
killed
a
kid
that
night
Don't
be
a
slave
and
behave
the
way
they
do,
Just
utilize
the
gifts
that
God
gave
you
Don't
be
a
slave
and
behave
the
way
they
do,
Just
utilize
the
gifts
that
God
gave
you
Don't
be
a
slave
and
behave
the
way
they
do,
Just
utilize
the
gifts
that
God
gave
you
Don't
be
a
slave
and
behave
the
way
they
do,
Just
utilize
the
gifts
that
God
gave
you
I
knew
this
girl
named
Maria
Bright
and
talented
With
aspirations
to
be
a
Big
superstar
What
a
great
idea
Until
she
fell
off
and
started
to
listening
to
her
peers
Oh
dear!
Now
Maria
was
your
typical
obnoxious
Analytical
head
strong
rebel
Flippin'
off
the
principal
Single
mother
home
structure
She
looked
after
baby
brother
While
moms
worked
two
jobs
Just
to
buy
supper
Pops
was
a
struggling
musician
Troubled
man,
Juggling
family
and
heroin
addiction
He
overdosed
and
left
a
notice
of
eviction
And
a
crate
of
records
on
the
table
in
the
kitchen
And
a
little
angel
with
a
keen
sense
of
sound
Who
sought
solace
in
the
records
she
found
And
she
would
stay
up
late
at
night
Reciting
songs
to
herself
Under
pale
moonlight
Righting
wrongs
that
her
pops
made,
Promised
her
mom
she'd
never
go
that
same
route
Turns
out
Carrie
Anne
had
other
plans
Her
and
her
man
Ronnie
most
popular,
Second
best
to
nobody
Homecoming
queen
versus
ugly
duckling
And
the
story
ends
the
same
way
Ok,
Ronnie's
parents
went
away
for
a
couple
of
days
And
told
him
"No
Drinking"
What
the
fuck
were
they
thinking?
Maria
was
oblivious
that
her
boyfriend
had
already
been
invited
So
when
Carrie
Anne
asked
She
got
all
excited
Like
damn
now
I
got
something
to
look
forward
to
Or
so
she
thought
Maria
kindly
accepted
She
was
finally
accepted
Except
it
was
all
bullshit
Now
pay
attention,
Carrie
Anne
hated
Maria
cause
she
could
sing
So
she
scored
a
bag
of
heroin
But
the
craziest
thing
was
Maria
never
touched
drugs,
she
did
that
night
And
when
her
man
was
getting
beat
She
was
nowhere
in
sight
Now
her
boyfriend
lie
in
blood
And
she
had
no
idea
Alberto
passed
away
and
she
got
hooked
her
senior
year
Needless
to
say
It
was
one
one
big
tragedy
And
I
hate
to
break
it
but
It
doesn't
end
happily
A
warm
day
in
May,
The
sky
was
so
beautiful
Carrie
Anne
died
in
a
crash
leaving
the
funeral
1 Cupid's Chokehold / Breakfast In America
2 Apollo 3-1-5
3 Wejustfreestylin' Pt. 2
4 Za Intro
5 Papercuts
6 Pertrified Life And The Twice Told Joke [Decrepit Bricks]
7 Make Out Club
8 Taxi Driver
9 So Long Friend
10 Everyday's Forecast
11 Pillmatic
12 Simple Livin'
13 Faces in the Hall
14 Graduation Day
15 To Bob Ross with Love
16 Band Aids
17 Papercuts [The Reason For The Lesions]
18 Kid Nothing Boy vs. The Echo Factor
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