Lyrics Why Can't You Behave - Harry Connick, Jr.

Why can't you behave
Oh why can't you behave
After all the things you told me
And the promises that you gave
Oh why can't you behave

Why can't you be good
And do just as you should
Won't you turn that new leaf over
So your baby can be your slave
Oh why can't you behave

There's a farm I know near my old home town
Where we two can go and try settling down
There I'll care for you forever
Well at least till you dig my grave
Why can't you behave

Settle down and behave