Lyrics One's On the Way - Heidi Hauge

They say, to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way, to France
And Jackie's seen in a Discotecque, doin' a brand new dance
And the White House social season, should be glitterin' an' gay
But here, in Topeka, the rain is a fallin'
The faucet is a drippin', and the kids, are a bawlin'
One of them a toddlin', and one, is a crawlin'
And one's on the way

I'm glad that Raquel Welch, just signed, a million dollar pact
And Debbie's out in Vegas, workin' up a brand new act
While the TV's showin' newlyweds, a real fun game to play
But here in Topeka, the screen door's, a bangin'
The coffee's boilin' over, and the wash, needs a hangin'
One wants a cookie, and one wants a changin'
And one's on the way

Now, what was I doin', Jimmy, get away from there
Darn, there goes the phone

The girls in New York City, they all march, for women's lib
And better homes and garden, shows the modern way, to live
And the pill, may change the world tomorrow, but meanwhile, today
Here in Topeka, the flies, are a buzzin'
The dog, is a barkin', and the floor, needs a scrubbin'
One needs a spankin', and one needs a huggin'
Lord, one's on the way