Lyrics Pizza Party (Oh, My Hearty) - Homeschool Prom King

Don't want salad
I want good food
Don't want salad
I'm not a weenie, dude

I want pizza
I'm gonna eats a lot, yeah
I'll put it in my pot

She said "you're getting husky" and I said
"I don't care, I have elastic in my underwear"
She said "you're getting chunky" and I said
"I don't mind, get extra toppings on my pizza pie"

Why with all the heartburn
What did I ever do?