Lyrics Muhfukin Dik U Fel Mee - INTERNET THUGS

(E-E-ENRGY made this one)
Yeah
Turn that shit off
Turn it the fuck off
I gotta make some heat
(I-I-INTERNET THUGS)

I just fucked a bitch in a chair
Then I put my dick through her hair
'Cause I'on't give a fuck
I just met a nigga and he fucked me in my butt
Against my will
So I hit him with a truck
I just kicked a bitch in her pussy
Finna stick my dick in her tooshie
Five victims in my-
Just kiddin' I'ma rookie
Fucked a nigga in the butt with a cookie
Then I walked up to my bitch and I asked her for some sucky
Instead she gave me fucky
Bitch, don't fuck me
If you suck on my dick and don't get STD's you lucky
'Cause I stick my dick up in everything
I punched a sped in the mouth so he can't say anything
I mean it's not like he could talk anyways, he was fuckin' sped
He was fuckin' stupid
It wasn't even a he
I thought he was white, but he was black and he just had ashy knees
I keep sayin' "he", but that stupid bitch was a she
I wrote to a sped nigga that he was sped and he thought it said speed
I fed a bitch with a leaf and he thought it was weed
My nut come out yellow so she think it's pee
Dick go in her ass and it's makin' her weak
Nuts, balls, dick, and cock hangin' out while I rap on the beat
Damn, that wasn't even on beat
I just fucked a bitch and she eatin' my feet
Mortal Kombat that bitch, she feelin' defeat
I never use my dick, I fuck with my feet
I'm a fat, horny nigga, so I fuck when I eat
Sike, I'm not finished
Erectile dysfunction, so I can't finish
My dick too little so it won't even fit in
My bitch is a loser so I keep fuckin' winnin' (No one-)
Who the fuck was that in the background?
If you keep fuckin' yellin' I'ma have to blow your back out
No homo, finna shoot everyone up in the class now
Black man in my closet, I think my daddy's back now
Oh no, he told me he wanna eat my ass out, oh
(AFR continues to be raped)

Cock on my body, I just fucked Sheck Wes
My bitch got cancer, so I fucked her best friend
I'm a fuckin' faggot, I like nuts
My dick so little, I can't even tuck
Braided my pubes, now this fag wanna fuck
Pride month's almost over (Toot)
Ah, thank god
Yeah, my nuts fuckin' itch
I'ma pull up in the city with a truck full of kids
If I had a bad day, I might get rough with a bitch
My dick looks like a fuckin' trapezoid
I'm anorexic so my dick look like a pencil
I just fucked a bitch that smelled like toothpaste
I just got raped by a man in a toupee
He looked like Donald Trump
Fuck that bitch so hard, she sound like Donald Duck
Ah
Fucked a man he looked like Ronald Weasley
I just put cajun sauce on my fuckin' PP
I just put my balls in (Censored) mouth
(Censored) Tactics
(CTVM continues to have an intense orgasm)
Pull up on a bitch and I fuck her with a bidet
Pull up to the pacific and fuck a mermaid
Got shot in the nuts on my fuckin' birthday (On my birthday)
Ohh
Heh, you're gay!
Several months later, now I'm back, and I'm punchin' in
I-I-I'm so lonely, I had to resort to fuckin' men
I just hit Kayte with the back of Big Y
I just hit a dumbbell with a big guy
I just punched a blind bitch in the eye
I just hit a lesbian with a guy
I'm finna rape myself so that I can get some sympathy
I just put my dick in an animal, he somehow was able to talk and he said
"Why's your dick in me?"
I got so drunk and violent one night, my bitch screamed
"Why are you hitting me?"
Because I'm crazy
Dick inside a pregnant bitch, my doodle hit the baby
I just hit a walkin' alone at night with a lady
I'm a victim of abuse, I just got hit with a backhand (What!)
I just threw a fuckin' baby in the trashcan
I just hit a gormet with a fat man
I have schizophrenia, my homie said there's a face behind me
I was six years old when a random man started rapin' on me
I was on the floor cryin' and this man started break dancin' on me
School shootings are overrated so I just raped 'em?
My bitch said my sideburns look like a monkey so I shaved 'em?
I just bombed Nagasaki 'cause I don't like asians?
I got fucked unconsensually, I'm a rapist
Can you hear that?
I think they're back
I think they're back
(CTVM gets taken)