Lyrics There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards - Ian Dury
Noel
Coward
was
a
charmer
As
a
writer
he
was
bramer
Velvet
jackets
and
pyjamas
The
gay,
divorce
and
other
dramas
There
ain't
half
been
some
clever
bastards
(Lucky
bleeders,
lucky
bleeders)
There
ain't
half
been
some
clever
bastards
Van
Gogh
did
some
eyeball
pleasers
He
must
have
been
a
pencil
squeezer
He
didn't
do
the
Mona
Lisa
That
was
an
Italian
geezer
There
ain't
half
been
some
clever
bastards
(Lucky
bleeders,
lucky
bleeders)
There
ain't
half
been
some
clever
bastards
Einstein
can't
be
classed
as
witless
He
claimed
atoms
were
the
littlest
When
you
did
a
bit
of
splitlingness
Frightened
everybody
shitless
There
ain't
half
been
some
clever
bastards
Probably
got
help
from
their
mum
who
had
help
from
her
mum
There
ain't
half
been
some
clever
bastards
Now
that
we've
had
some
let's
hope
that
there's
lots
more
to
come
There
ain't
half
been
some
clever
Bastards
(Lucky
bleeders,
lucky
bleeders)
There
ain't
half
been
some
clever
bastards
Okie
dokie
Oh!...
Segovia
La
la
la
lum
ta
da
dadi
Ti
tum
di
dum
ti
tum
Di
didle
da
di
There
ain't
half
been
some
clever
bastards
(Lucky
bleeders,
lucky
bleeders)
There
ain't
half
been
some
clever
bastards
(Lucky
bleeders,
lucky
bleeders)
There
ain't
half
been
some
clever
bastards
(Lucky
bleeders,
lucky
bleeders)
There
ain't
half
been
some
clever...
Bastards
1 What a Waste
2 Jack Shit George
3 Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll
4 Bed 'O' Roses No.9
5 Sweet Gene Vincent
6 My Old Man
7 Mash It up Harry
8 Razzle In My Pocket
9 Wake Up & Make Love with Me
10 Reasons to Be Cheerful, Pt. 3
11 Poor Joey
12 Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
13 Poo-Poo in the Prawn
14 There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards
15 Clevor Trever (Live)
16 Inbetweenies
17 Dance of the Screamers
18 Don't Ask Me
19 Billericay Dickie (Live)
20 I Want to Be Straight
21 Spasticus Autisticus (Live)
22 Superman's Big Sister
23 Blockheads (Live)
24 O'Donegal
25 Geraldine
26 Fucking Ada
27 I'm Partial to Your Abracadabra
28 Blackmail Man
29 England’s Glory [live]
30 You’ll See Glimpses
31 Itinerant Child
32 Plaistow Patricia
33 I Believe
34 One Love
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