Lyrics Bazooka Joey - Insane Clown Posse
                                                This 
                                                is 
                                                    a 
                                                story 
                                                of 
                                                    a 
                                                man 
                                                on 
                                                the 
                                                edge
 
                                    
                                
                                                Who 
                                                all 
                                                but 
                                                lost 
                                                his 
                                                way 
                                                until 
                                                one 
                                                day 
                                                he 
                                                discovered 
                                                in 
                                                his 
                                                palms
 
                                    
                                
                                                    A 
                                                rocket 
                                                launcher!
 
                                    
                                
                                                Enjoy 
                                                this 
                                                tale 
                                                of 
                                                    a 
                                                personal 
                                                rejuvenation, 
                                                redemption 
                                                and 
                                                scrubification
 
                                    
                                
                                                As 
                                                told 
                                                by 
                                                the 
                                                great 
                                                Shaggy 
2                                                Dope!
 
                                    
                                
                                                Grand 
                                                Papi, 
                                                was 
                                                    a 
                                                World 
                                                War 
                                                II 
                                                vet
 
                                    
                                
                                                And 
                                                    I 
                                                found 
                                                his 
                                                bazooka 
                                                set 
                                                in 
                                                the 
                                                basement,
 
                                    
                                
                                                With 
                                                    a 
                                                bag 
                                                of 
                                                mortars
 
                                    
                                
                                                Yeah, 
                                                bitch, 
                                                I′m 
                                                done 
                                                taking 
                                                orders,
 
                                    
                                
                                                Dragged 
                                                it 
                                                outside 
                                                and 
                                                tried 
                                                it 
                                                out
 
                                    
                                
                                                Dropped 
                                                the 
                                                shell 
                                                in 
                                                and 
                                                fired 
                                                it 
                                                out
 
                                    
                                
                                                Across 
                                                the 
                                                street 
                                                to 
                                                the 
                                                neighbour's 
                                                kitchen
 
                                    
                                
                                                And 
                                                now 
                                                half 
                                                of 
                                                their 
                                                house′s 
                                                missing
 
                                    
                                
                                                Fuck 
                                                yeah!
 
                                    
                                
                                                    I 
                                                grabbed 
                                                the 
                                                rockets
 
                                    
                                
                                                Beer 
                                                truck 
                                                in 
                                                the 
                                                scope 
                                                unlocked 
                                                it
 
                                    
                                
                                                Blew 
                                                the 
                                                wheels 
                                                off 
                                                and 
                                                flipped 
                                                it 
                                                twice
 
                                    
                                
                                                I'm 
                                                realizing 
                                                with 
                                                the 
                                                Zooka 
                                                Nice
 
                                    
                                
                                                And 
                                                I'm 
                                                dancing!
 
                                    
                                
                                                He′s 
                                                dancing
 
                                    
                                
                                                With 
                                                    a 
                                                God 
                                                damn 
                                                bazooka
 
                                    
                                
                                                Bazooka 
                                                Joey!
 
                                    
                                
                                                Bazooka!
 
                                    
                                
                                                Bazooka 
                                                Joey!
 
                                    
                                
                                                Bazooka 
                                                Joey!
 
                                    
                                
                                                    I 
                                                sent 
                                                    a 
                                                hot 
                                                one
 
                                    
                                
                                                Right 
                                                through 
                                                the 
                                                doors
 
                                    
                                
                                                And 
                                                let 
                                                it 
                                                mangled 
                                                in 
                                                    a 
                                                pile 
                                                of 
                                                boards
 
                                    
                                
                                                    I 
                                                swear 
                                                my 
                                                shoulder 
                                                is 
                                                loving 
                                                the 
                                                shot
 
                                    
                                
                                                Fucked 
                                                up 
                                                an 
                                                H&R 
                                                block
 
                                    
                                
                                                I′m 
                                                blowing 
                                                new 
                                                cop 
                                                cars 
                                                into 
                                                stock 
                                                yards
 
                                    
                                
                                                Bitch, 
                                                this 
                                                is 
                                                    a 
                                                bazooka
 
                                    
                                
                                                You 
                                                not 
                                                hard!
 
                                    
                                
                                                See 
                                                the 
                                                swat 
                                                team 
                                                hiding 
                                                in 
                                                the 
                                                limousin
 
                                    
                                
                                                It 
                                                seems 
                                                they 
                                                smithereens!
 
                                    
                                
                                                Pull 
                                                out 
                                                my 
                                                hair, 
                                                screaming 
                                                and 
                                                laughing
 
                                    
                                
                                                Get 
                                                shot 
                                                at 
                                                and 
                                                shooting 
                                                back 
                                                in
 
                                    
                                
                                                Terrorizing
 
                                    
                                
                                                Paralyzing
 
                                    
                                
                                                Bazooka 
                                                Baby
 
                                    
                                
                                                Electrifying!
 
                                    
                                
                                                And 
                                                I'm 
                                                dancing!
 
                                    
                                
                                                He′s 
                                                dancing
 
                                    
                                
                                                With 
                                                    a 
                                                God 
                                                damn 
                                                bazooka
 
                                    
                                
                                                Bazooka 
                                                Joey!
 
                                    
                                
                                                Bazooka!
 
                                    
                                
                                                Bazooka 
                                                Joey!
 
                                    
                                
                                                Bazooka 
                                                Joey!
 
                                    
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