Lyrics Dead Pumpkins - Insane Clown Posse
(Teacher)
"J,
do
you
have
a
Halloween
story
for
the
class?"
(Violent
J)
"Y-y-yeah,
um,
there
was
this
boy,
and
he
lived
in
his
house,
And
he
went
to
bed
one
day,
and
then
when
he
woke
up,
um,
When
he
woke
up,
he
was
buried
up
to
his
head
in
the
dirt,
And
he
couldn't
move,
and
this
man
came
walking
along,
But
instead
of
the
man
helping
him
out,
the
man
just
started
Kicking
him
and
kicking
him
in
his
face,
over
and
over,
And
then
he
got
the
lawnmower,
and
then
he..."
Trick
or
treat,
bon
appetit
All
the
little
kiddies
running
down
my
street
Gathering
candy
treats
door
to
door
But
they
walk
past
mine,
what
for?
Probably
"cause
the
pumpkins
on
my
porch
are
real
Real
human
heads
carved
out
with
steel
Cut
out
the
eyes,
man,
it
takes
but
a
minute
Rip
out
the
b-b-b-b-brains
and
put
a
candle
in
it
Maybe
they
leave
"cause
I
take
'em
inside
Come
and
meet
Mother,
two
years
ago
she
died
Little
boys
laugh,
"cause
they
think
it's
just
a
dummy
But
then
the
smell
hits
'em,
MMMMM...
smells
yummy
Open
your
bags
and
I'll
give
you
my
treat
Crusty
yellow
toes
off
a
dead
woman's
feet
Take
me
by
the
hand,
and
I'll
lead
you
downstairs
And
that,
little
chickies,
is
where
you'll
spend
the
next
seven
years
Starving
and
weakening,
chained
to
a
wall
Staring
at
a
roach,
hoping
it
will
crawl
Into
your
mouth
for
a
tasty
cuisine
Yes,
my
little
friends,
it's
a
Dead
Pumpkins
Halloween
(Shaggy
2 Dope)
"Awwwwwwwwww,
yeah,
it's
that
special
time
of
year,
boys
and
girls,
So
come
to
the
pumpkin
patch
and
bring
your
pantysacks
so
I
can
shit
in
it,
You
beeeeeyitch!"
(Violent
J)
Well,
I
love
all
the
children,
but
I
can't
fuck
around
Don't
come
to
my
door
dressed
as
a
clown
"Cause
you
never
know,
I
might
take
it
the
wrong
way
"Cause
I'm
the
real
wicked
juggalokaro
Violent
J
All
year
'round,
but
I
love
my
Halloween
You'll
never
get
an
apple
or
a
purple
jelly
bean
Dropping
some
chocolates,
a
licorice
snack
Instead
you
get
a
deep-fried
French
poodle
nutsack
Peeking
out
my
door,
I
see
no
children
in
sight
Perhaps
they're
all
dead,
yesterday
was
Devil's
Night
They
burn
down
the
city
and
they
leave
it
crispy-charred
I
light
myself
on
fire
and
I
dance
around
my
backyard
All
the
pertty
girlies,
I
can
see
where
you're
at
Sitting
on
your
window,
I
can
turn
into
a
bat
Watching
you
remove
all
your
little
clothes
used
for
bed
I
crash
through
the
window
and
land
on
your
head
Drinking
the
blood,
blood
is
gone
to
the
bone
But
now,
I
must
leave,
Mother's
calling
me
home
Up
to
the
moonlight,
I'm
gone
from
the
scene
Peace
to
Detroit
City
and
have
a
Dead
Pumpkins
Halloween
(Shaggy
2 Dope)
"Yeeeeeeeeah,
I'm
gonna
smash
your
little
candy
bags,
Only
I'm
gonna
tie
'em
around
your
muthafuckin'
necks
And
choke
you
with
'em
Wicked
Clown
style,
muthafucka!"
(Violent
J)
"Detroit's
in
this
bitch!"
1 Hey Vato
2 Dead Pumpkins
3 Fat Sweaty Betty
4 Willy Bubba
5 Graveyard
6 Fuck Off
7 I Didn't Mean To Kill Him
8 Southwest Strangla
9 Santa's A Fat Bitch
10 Witching Hour
11 Clown Love
12 Red Christmas
13 House Of Wonders
14 Mr. Rotten Treats
15 Piggy Pie (Old School)
16 I'm Not Alone
17 85 Bucks an Hour
18 Halloween On Military Street
19 Dog Beats
20 Mental Warp
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