Lyrics The Shaggy Show - Insane Clown Posse
[Announcer:]
From
southwest
detroit
deep
within
some
island's
industrial
Waste
depositories
it's
shaggyyyyyyyyyy
tiiiiime!
[Shaggy
2 dope:]
Hey!
how
ya
doin
down
there?
i've
got
mice
here!
Alright!
what
up
y'all?
welcome
to
the
show
I'm
shaggy
like
you
don't
fuckin
know
This
is
my
sidekick
fat
pat
He
goes
"ha
ha
ha
ha"
and
all
a
that
(that's
right!)
Anyhow
on
my
way
here
i
almost
died
This
bitch
in
front
of
me
was
like
a
hundred
and
five
They
worry
about
drunks,
and
late
night
truckers
Old
ass
bitches
try
to
kill
mutherfuckers
(ha
ha
ha
ha)
This
lady's
got
her
left
blinker
on
for
an
hour
or
more
Then
she
makes
a
right
into
my
side
door
This
comedy
shit's
gettin
old
The
game
is
to
be
sold,
not
to
be
told
Oh
yeah,
you
can
feel
the
excitment
right?
Snoop
dogg
is
with
us
tonight
That's
what
i'm
sayin
On
the
shaggy
show,
shit
we
ain't
playin
And
that
ain't
it,
also
on
the
show
Another
motherfucker
that
well,
some
of
you
know
You
see
him
with
me
a
lot,
he's
like
a
brother
Violent
j's
in
this
motherfucker
(I
like
that
kid
violent
j)
Hey
moe!
(what's
up?)
How
ya
doin
today?
(just
great
shags!)
That's
great,
now
let's
give
a
hand
To
mickey
clark
and
the
gangsta
fun
band!
We'll
be
right
back
with
violent
j
[Announcer:]
(playa
hata:)
Do
your
homies
have
money?
are
you
broke?
(yeah.)
Do
bitches
look
at
you
like
some
kind
of
joke?
(Straight
up!)
There's
nothing
you
can
do
but
get
your
phd.
(Playa
hata's
degree?)
that's
right!
(Aw
hell
yeah!)
Player
haters
academy,
located
on
wellfarm,
in
detroit
Offers
the
finest
in
player
hation
tactics.
(Yeah
that's
right!)
such
as
the
bitch
hater:
(Hey
man,
fuck
that
fine
ass
bitch!)
Or
the
look
shooker:
(Yo
bitch
i
might
be
ugly,
at
least
i
ain't
got
no
money!)
Or
the
never
ending
shooting
star:
(Just
cuz
he
got
a
car
he
wanna
be
drivin
that
bitch!)
Get
your
phd
and
join
a
nation
of
player
hation!
(Word
up!)
[Shaggy
2 dope]
Ok,
my
first
guest,
he's
nutty
as
hell
He
just
served
a
half
a
year
in
the
county
jail
Now
he's
back,
for
now
at
least
Hey
violent
j's
in
this
bitch
ass
piece!
[Violent
j]
What
up
y'all?
(what
up?)
what's
happenin?
It's
been
six
months
and
my
dick
ain't
havin
it
If
i
don't
hurry
up
and
get
me
some
ass
I
might
bust
this
nut
on
your
tv
glass!
Anyway,
been
workin
on
my
brand
new
shit
A
brand
new
group
with
my
homies
twisted
It's
called
dark
lotus,
shit
i
play
somethin
for
y'all?
Hell
naw
[Shaggy
2 dope]
Now
i
been
hearin
a
little
of
this
and
that
About
you
havin
some
kind
of
a
panic
attack
Tell
us,
uh,
is
it
true?
And
when
you
have
one,
what
the
fuck
do
you
do?
[Violent
j]
Well,
i'll
be
sittin
there
enjoyin
a
coffee
And
then
all
of
a
sudden,
i'm
like
get
off
me!
Then
i
start
chokin
off
pedestrians
Until
they
give
me
my
shot
of
calliphilestrian
But
that's
all
over
now,
it's
old
hat
I'm
a
perfectly
normal
necrophiliac
Just
don't
test
me
or
pull
strings,
forget
it
I
might
grab
your
neck
and
do
bad
things
with
it!
[Shaggy
2 dope]
Well
on
that
note,
thank
you
j
(sure)
For
real,
what's
up
with
poppin
one
of
those
soloquium
pills?
Take
your
ass
backstage
and
relax
(i'm
straight)
Snoop
dogg
is
comin
up
next!
Stay
right
here,
we'll
be
right
back!
[Weird
guy:]
I
like
my
chili
hot.
as
a
matter
of
fact
i
like
my
chili
so
god
damn
hot
That
you
can
cook
a
hog's
ass
in
a
spoonful.
When
a
workin
man
such
as
myself
wants
a
little
hot
fixin,
i
reach
for
That
bottle
of
momma's
god
damn
hot
chili.
Smooth
tender
chunks
with
chili
beans
filled
with
momma's
hot
bastard
Bacon
bits,
and
drizzled
with
just
the
right
amount
of
thick
savory
sauce,
Drippin
with
noodle
nuggets
and
teaxs
tough
onions.
Mmmm
mmmm
that's
hot,
god
damn
hot.
Ask
for
it
by
name.
[Shaggy
2 dope]
Thanks
fellas!
alright
yo,
we're
back
My
next
guest
pioneered
the
sound
in
rap
He's
come
a
long
way
from
the
lbc
Please
welcome
snoop
d-o-double
g!
[Snoop
dogg]
Look
up
in
the
sky,
it's
a
bird
it's
a
plane
It's
the
big
dog
y'all,
fuckin
with
the
insane
Clowns,
get
down
nigga,
i
represent
the
town
Ay
yo
violent
j
let's
go
half
on
this
pound
I
stay
gangsta
like
vaughn,
i
dropped
a
bomb
They
call
me
snoop
dogg
and
i
can
raise
your
arm
So
any
mc
that
disagree
with
me
Step
up
and
watch
your
muthafuckin
ass
meet
defeat
[Shaggy
2 dope]
Snoop?
(what?)
now
you
got
platinum
on
your
walls
While
other
fools
stare
and,
scratch
their
balls
(what?)
They
wanna
be
like
you,
they
wanna
try
to
steal
your
flow
Now
(what
up?)
yo,
why
is
that
so?
[Snoop
dogg]
It's
like
everywhere
i
look,
and
everywhere
i
go
Some
bitch
ass
nigga
tryin
to
steal
my
flow
But
i
don't
pay
em
no
attention
Oh,
should
i
mention?
I'm
all
about
the
money
and
ridin
in
cars
with
suspension
Bouncin,
bankin
up
corners
smokin
dough
Smokin
that
weed,
hangin
out
with
my
locs
and
folks
Don't
give
a
fuck
about
nothin
at
all
That's
why
i'm
known
to
the
world
as
big
motherfuckin
snoop
dogg
Nigga
[Shaggy
2 dope]
Snoop
dogg
everybody!
Now
we
gotta
bring
a
close
to
the
party
(Already?
what?)
Thanks
violent
j
(sure)
my
loc
And
thanks
snoop
for
that
bag
of
smoke
(get
down)
Join
us
next
time
for
the
show
We'll
have
that
one
bitch
from
letters
to
cleo
(Granny!)
that's
it
for
now,
i'm
out
this
bitch
Ay
yo
gangsta
funk,
show
em
how
you
got
rich!
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