Lyrics What Is A Juggalo? - Alternate Mix - Insane Clown Posse

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I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni
Yo
I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni

What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second
(Well?) Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets, winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt cheeks
What is a juggalo? He just don't care (Don't care)
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair
'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that
What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin' fights with his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin' again. Fuck!
What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic (Tick, tock)
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
(CRASH) Oh!

What is a juggalo?
(A juggalo. That's what is is. Well, fuck if I know)
I don't know. Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though
What is a juggalo? I don't know
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo
What is a juggalo?
(A juggalo. That's what is is. Well, fuck if I know)
I don't know. Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though
What is a juggalo? I don't know
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo

We juggalos
We juggalos
We juggalos
We juggalos
I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni
Shut the fuck up!
Get the fuck the out of here!

What is a juggalo? A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before ([?])
He'll eat monopoly and shit out Connect Four
What is a jug-
What the fuck? (Bloop) Connect-
Man that shit is whack!
Don't worry about my shit. Just rap, mother fucker
What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitch boy (Bitch boy)
He'll walk to the hills, and beat down a rich boy (Rich boy)
Walks right in the house where you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup (Bloop)
What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phony
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni (Sk-ah)
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit
'Cause your a stupid-ass dumb fuckin' idiot!
What is a juggalo?
(He power bombs mother fuckers into thumb tacks)
He's a graduate
He graduated from... well
At least, he got a job. He's not a dumb putz
He works for himself scratching his nuts. Ha!
(A juggalo, what's what it is. Well, fuck if I know)
What is a juggalo? A Hulkamaniac
He power bombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
(I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo)
People like him 'til they find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your mama through a coffee table (Oh my God!)

What is a juggalo? I don't know
Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though
What is a juggalo? I don't know
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo
(A juggalo. That's what is is. Well, fuck if I know)

I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni
Shut the fuck up!
Get the fuck the out of here!
(I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo)
I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni
I figured you wouldn't understand
(A juggalo. That's what it is. Well, fuck if I know)
We juggalos
We juggalos
(I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo)
We juggalos
We juggalos
(A juggalo. Tha'ts what it is, Well, fuck if I know)

What is a juggalo? Here's a juggalo:
Get [?] from New York. The video?
(I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo)
You see the loony with the finger and the orange hair?
That's a juggalo. Shpa! Right there
(A juggalo. That's what it is, Well, fuck if I know)
What is a juggalo? He gots green balls
But it's hard to tell through his shitty drawers
(I don't know. I don't know. I don't know)
He gots stripes and polka dots on his feet
Plus, he gots blue skeet. (Sk-ah) Look!
What is a juggalo? He's got nerd love
He's the nobody that you never heard of (Who?)
Then he comes back from outta nowhere
Still a nerd. You never knew he was there

What is a juggalo? I don't know
Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though
What is a juggalo? I don't know
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo
What is a juggalo? I don't know
Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though
What is a juggalo? I don't know
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo
What is a juggalo? I don't know
Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though
What is a juggalo? I don't know
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo
What is a juggalo? I don't know
Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though
What is a juggalo? I don't know
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo
What is a juggalo? I don't know
I don't know! I don't fuckin' know!