Lyrics College Boy - J. Cole

Yeah
(You say, "What is that you want?") Ay, check me out, man
(You've got everything that a woman could ever need in life), in case y'all niggas didn't know
Shout out to the class of 2007 (I've got a closet full of minks, chinchillas)
St. John's University, stand up (I've got a bureau full of diamonds) (Fayetteville state, nigga)
All my North Carolina A&T Aggies stand up, UNCG man (I can change four times a day if I want to)

Carolina, NC State, Duke (you're even tryin' to eat lobster and drink champagne)
Wait for us, Winston Salem State, man (now you know that ain't your rule)
Fayetteville Tech ('cause you strictly a collard greens and cornbread man)
(We gon' call this one "College Boy"), for all my college niggas, man
(DJ OnPoint, J. Cole), for all y'all little niggas (but since you feel like that this evening)
This is why you should get to college, my nig' (sit down and drink some champagne with me)
(Let's go!) (And let me rap to you)
Yeah

It's hard to picture a nigga not getting money
J. Cole living dummy? Ha-ha-ha, that shit is funny
I'm focused on that cash, I just laugh at them bastards
Eligible bachelor, finna get my Bachelor's

And if this rap shit don't work, I'm going for my Master's
Still scouting hoes on the first day of classes (yup)
Keep up with the asses (yup), keep up with the grades (yup)
A nigga straight A's like the Braves

She got me in her dorm room, talking 'bout her room ain't clean
And she wanna fuck, but wait until her roommate leave
Now I could give a damn if her roommate seen
'Cause if the girl get excited, she's invited

If it's alright with you (yeah)
Shit, then it's alright with me (yeah)
And if it's alright with you, baby girl
Then it's alright with me (uh)
And if it's alright with you, shawty
Then it's alright with me
Hey, and if it's alright with you (yeah, yeah, shit)
Then it's alright with me (uh-huh)

Yeah, uh, I hate to brag, well nah I don't, the big man on campus
I got a chick in every class that give a nigga glances
And if your ass is dumb, you won't even get a chance
'Cause I got a chick in every class that give a nigga answers, yeah
And if I hit ya, shorty, keep it on the low
This shit is just like high school, the people wanna know
I see you haters mad, but I ain't mad at y'all niggas
We get ass like them basketball niggas, I'm ballin'

Got a sidekick so them hoes don't be callin'
Hit me on AIM, ay, what's your screen name?
When I start typing in, a nigga's got some mean game, yea
And when I whip it out, shit she gonna think she seeing things, but
Back in Carolina, I miss home badly (yeah)
It's funny, hoes I couldn't have is tryna bag me
But I'm in the G with this freaky-ass Aggie
She said she want it from the back, gladly

If it's alright with you (yeah)
Shit, then it's alright with me (hey)
And if it's alright with you, baby girl
Then it's alright with me (uh)
And if it's alright with you, shawty
Then it's alright with me
Look, and if it's alright with you (yeah, yeah)
You know it's alright with me

Yeah, uh, I'm skipping class just to get some ass, living fast
In college but don't sleep, nigga, my jab quick as Zab's
So kill that old college gangsta shit we don't believe
You mad 'cause your girl on Facebook poking me, so, uh
You know the G, I hit her up like "Hello Elle
I see you looking right the other day, LOL
So, what's good with you?"
She hit me right back like, "Shit, what's good with you?"

You know I like that, so of course I write back
Hit her with some nice chat
Same night she in my room, lights off, I strike that
Yeah, I put game right, but that's your wife, nigga take her
I bust then I kick her ass out to write a paper, yeah
A nigga doing homework, drinking like a fish
It ain't a weekend that I'm sober
Fighting hangovers on my way to my internship
And I forgot to study for my midterm, shit!

Woo!
Ay, this is straight through, nigga
No, no fucking, no double takes
This is straight through the whole shit, nigga
Check it out man, tryna tell y'all niggas, man
College is a good look
A real good look, my nigga
For more reasons than one, man

Know they try to keep us out of that shit though
That shit like extra expensive
I got scholarships though, so you know I'm not sweating that
I feel for my niggas that couldn't make it, man
Ay, Mike, we in there, baby
Ay, they can't, they can't keep us out the G, my nigga you know
Then we all make it, nah, we ain't all make it

Shout out to my niggas, man
All my niggas, yo
Whether you graduated or not
Whether you made it to college or not, nigga
Fayettenam, yeah, yeah
Class of 2007, man, holla at me
I'm going to grad school though, you know?

Hello?
What's up?
Oh, what's good, girl?
Oh, a'ight, you busy?
Yeah, I'm about to jump in the shower but- (yo, who that?)
Calm down, it's Gina, damn (oh, tell her I say what up?)

Patrick says, "What's up?" (A'ight)
She said, "What's up, Big Head?"
So we good for tonight?
Yeah, I'ma meet y'all around nine at your place
Alright cool, I'll see you later (a'ight, girl, bye)
(Yo, don't be tryna screen my calls)