Lyrics Where My Diamonds Hide (A Minecraft Parody) - J Rice

When the days are rending?
And iron's smelting
The dreams we see
While we're sound asleep
And the thiefs' Chainmail
Helps them tread through Hell
All of my traps failed
Now my horse runs still?
I wanna hide my stuff
So they won't have a clue
Cause fate has not been kind
Need a place they wont find
Even when they don't need
They still are made of greed
How could i be so dumb?
How could I be so dumb?'
I put it in my house
I thought it would be safe
It's where my diamonds hide
It's where my diamonds hide
Dont get too close
I put traps inside
It's where my diamonds hide
It's where my diamonds hide
I learned my lesson
And moved my chest
And I crafted weapons you won't suspect
And I dug a hole
And I set my trap
When you think you've won
Justice will be done
And you won't get my stuff
Cause you don't have a clue
And finally fates been kind
Cause you blew up this time
Even when you don't need
You still are made of greed
This time I won't be dumb
This time I won't be dumb
It won't go in my house
But somewhere else they're safe
It's where my diamonds hide
It's where my diamonds hide
Don't get too close
I put traps inside
It's where my diamonds hide
It's where my diamonds hide
You don't know how you died
All you can do is CRY
Cause you don't know where my
Where my diamonds hide
Explosion was so loud
I heard it from my house
You oughta know by now
I'm gonna show you how
I put it in my house
I thought it would be safe
It's where my diamonds hide
It's where my diamonds hide
Don't get too close
I put traps inside
It's where my diamonds hide
It's where my diamonds hide
18hotrod18 should've learned his lesson