Lyrics Mob Rap IV - J.T. Machinima

Ladies and gentlemen
I trust we did no introduction
Hahaha
Mob Rap part 4
Bring it down
Don't tell me that my bark is bigger than my bite
Because if you take a wack at me you're gonna get a fight
Never travel with a pack, cuz I like to hunt alone
I'm an untamed beast - Wait a sec is that a bone?
Oh yes yes yes, I'll do anything you wanna
If you treat me really well I'll even wear a doggy collar
I'am a man's best friend, and a mean sheep eater
And I'll keep your house safe when I scare away the creepers
Hold up, scare me? That's not true
I'm only keeping my distance cuz I'm allergic to you
Every single minecrafter with half a brain
Is afraid of me because I'll send'em up in flames
I got gunpowder inside of me, you should not be fighting me
Because I got a short fuse, so don't go igniting me
I'll rock this server, makin' every block quake
There is nothing on this damn planet I can not break
Hey guess who decided to show up this time?
It's the most obnoxious mob that you're ever gonna find
If you pick the wrong block when you're diggin' through a mine
Then I'll pop right out and chew on you till you die
I'm a spikey little pest with a set of sharp teeth
And I'm really hard to catch because I'm so tiny
Even if you kill me, there's more on the way
Crampa Jenkins, what you gotta say?
The moon is comin' up, the sun's goin' down
I'm lookin' for my friends but no one's around
We're coming out to get you
Too bad that I won't let you
In these dark times, it's a hard life
But I'm never gonna let them take mine!
Drop that lasso and put down the saddle
Cuz you can't fence me in like a subservient cattle
You think a sword makes you tough? That doesn't matter
Get of my back, you're never gonna win this battle
Bah fine fine fine, I guess I can't stop it
But if you steer me towards a cliff, I will jump off it
I was wild stallion with a need to be free
And now I'm just a braindead obedient steed
It's been a while man, I been straight blazin'
Hangin' in the Nether, straight blazin'
You know why I'm hot, cuz I'm straight blazin'
Representin' Colorado, straight blazin'
When I'm in a battle, I'm a amazin'
Shootin' fireballs, call me Mr Flame Man
Don't you mess around with me while I'm blazin'
Nobody gives a light like a blaze can
The moon is comin' up, the sun's goin' down
I'm lookin' for my friends but no one's around
We're coming out to get you
Too bad that I won't let you
In these dark times, it's a hard life
But I'm never gonna let them take mine!
Ender Dragon and Wither arguing:
Ender Dragon:
It's the return of the baddest mob boss ever
Mob boss? Ha, that's cute and clever
Ender Dragon:
Stop Mr Wither, I will not have you mock me
How adorable, a dragon that's talking
Ender Dragon:
At least I'm more than a deformed skeleton
I told you three heads are better than one
Ender Dragon:
Well I can fly!
And so can I!
Ender Dragon:
Maybe we should be friends!
It's worth a try, weee!
It's another mob rap, and it can never end
Without another couple bars from the skeleton
I'm a rhymin' marksman, and I never miss a target
Quick to win a battle even if I didn't start it, ha!
And if you've got a bone to pick
You might as well go home before your bum gets kicked
I'm better with a bow than Katniss Everdeen
Oh my god a bone!
Stupid wolf let me be!
The moon is comin' up, the sun's goin' down
I'm lookin' for my friends but no one's around
We're coming out to get you
Too bad that I won't let you
In these dark times, it's a hard life
But I'm never gonna let them take mine!
What's up everybody, it's me the ghast
Back up in this hizzy to kick some...
Hey, hey, guys come on.
Don't cut the beat.
That's just trude.
I bring my best lines every time and you give me the cold shoulder.
You let the silverfish have a verse... The Silverfish!
Come on.